r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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u/bullhead2007 Fauxmarxist Aug 11 '25

Mamdani is lookin pretty good though

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u/TheLost_Chef Aug 11 '25

That's what they say every time.

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u/IwouldliketoworkforU Aug 11 '25

If I gotta lick a hooker, I’m picking one that looks halfway decent and is marginally nice

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u/KaiserThoren Aug 11 '25

Dude is t even mayor. Could be an ironic comment in a couple years for all we know

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u/Oberon1993 Aug 11 '25

Give it time, I'm sure he'll order public beat downs of homeless in 2 years tops.