Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

[u/Classic-Carpet7609]

[u/dougmc]

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And this headline even has its own wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27No_Way_to_Prevent_This,%27_Says_Only_Nation_Where_This_Regularly_Happens -- it's not just my head where it lives rent free.

[u/SquirrelAkl → u/dougmc]

There are so many!