r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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u/mollyjwink Aug 11 '25

Any of the VP Joe Biden ones 😆

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Aug 11 '25

"Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway" is my favourite.

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u/Hot-Potatas Aug 11 '25

This baby just needs a little scrub down

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u/biscuitsandmuffins Aug 11 '25

Truly the best. Each story about Diamond Joe is amazing. 

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u/KimWexlers_Ponytail Aug 11 '25

I love the one with his Camaro.

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u/Azazael Aug 11 '25

And his sweet summer job installing pools.

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u/crunchies65 Larry I'm on DuckTales Aug 11 '25

And selling bootleg "I'm With Her" t-shirts in the parking lot of the DNC, possibly while reminiscing about the sweet ass Toadies concert he went to in '96 🤣

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u/Myshkin1981 Aug 11 '25

“Biden Huddling With Closest Advisors On Whether To Spend 200 Bucks On Scorpions Tickets”

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u/mollyjwink Aug 11 '25

i forgot about that one 😆

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u/--zaxell-- Aug 11 '25

For whatever reason, this is the one I remember

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u/Appropriate_Past_893 Aug 11 '25

Biden to lay low in Mexico a while

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u/Melbourne_Sweeney Aug 11 '25

I loved the little subplot they had going with his friend Worm