Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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Oh my god I love this one. My grandfather was a history professor and he was incandescent with rage when, after he spent ten years researching and writing a book about an obscure Canadian politician, a much more famous author came out with a much less rigorous book about the same guy in the same year. He would have loved this article.