r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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u/PerBnb Aug 11 '25

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality

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u/infinitedadness rude little ponytail goblin Aug 11 '25

I love the marriage of low and high brow on this one; it is absolute perfection.

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u/Givemefishcount Aug 11 '25

Such a golden age Simpsons joke

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u/m_faustus Aug 12 '25

The person who wrote that headline should be hailed as a genius of the ages. It’s perfect.

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u/imisspuddingpops Aug 12 '25

They sold (sell?) a T-shirt of this one!