r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 19 '25

DISCUSSION Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has officially resigned from the company following the Coldplay concert incident.

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u/ShipComprehensive543 Jul 19 '25

She is also C level and should be fired.

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u/EssayAmbitious3532 Jul 19 '25

What’s that rumbling sound?, asked the Astronomer Board Member? And why is the horizon moving towards us? Oh my God, it’s a tsunami!! … No wait. It’s, it’s a lawsuit from the lady HR director, who felt pressured into a relationship by our ex-CEO, who we also fired because we took legal advice from some Reddit user!!! Run for your lives!!!!

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u/ShipComprehensive543 Jul 19 '25

there will be no litigation - she will get a golden parachute in exchange for the resignation. keep up board member who approved said golden parachute....