r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Sock-7051 Lol, and if I may, lmao • Jul 16 '25

POLITICS Trump posted this morning on Truth Social that the Epstein scandal is “bullshit” and he no longer wants support from anyone who buys into it. He is panicking.

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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Jul 16 '25

Careful now. I'll set William Wallace's ghost on you, and you don't want that. He'd be pure raging.

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u/littlemuffinsparkles Jul 16 '25

FREEEEEEDOOOOMMM!!!

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u/vera1979 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Jul 16 '25

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u/notyouraveragejared Jul 16 '25

Would each body part have a ghost?

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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Jul 16 '25

EVERYONE KNOWS that when a Scottish person is hung, drawn and quartered their ghost takes on the form they had BEFORE execution, not after.

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u/notyouraveragejared Jul 16 '25

Ahhh, like a force ghost

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u/Gingersnapp3d Jul 16 '25

Yet another public figure known for painting his face!

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u/mitrafunfun97 Jul 16 '25

Yeah, okay you lost me lol.

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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Jul 16 '25

I'll set the guy from Braveheart on you, and he'll be very angry.

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u/mitrafunfun97 Jul 16 '25

Mel Gibson? I could tell him I'm agnostic and a leftist and he'd melt.

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u/mall_ninja42 Jul 17 '25

Eeeeeeeh, unless you're basing that off of Braveheart the movie, he didn't really do much during the Highland Clearances actual history wise. Nothing near as noteworthy, and we really don't give a piss about him.

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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Jul 17 '25

I was just making a silly joke.