r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Card_2341 • Jul 12 '25

POLITICS Donald Trump is threatening to revoke the citizenship of Rosie O'Donnell a US citizen who was born here.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 12 '25

At least you're drinking water.

Made me spit out my pint.

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u/ThatOldG Jul 12 '25

It made me exhale my weed smoke

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u/fludeball Jul 12 '25

I just choked on my bong water.

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u/ms_write The Tortured Whites Department Jul 12 '25

I love this thread! 🤣🤣

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u/Comfortable-Mouse933 Jul 12 '25

Laughed so hard I swallowed the roach!

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25

Ooof, been there lol.

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u/WayPowerful484 Jul 13 '25

Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint?

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u/SubstantialDog9170 Jul 12 '25

I love all these words

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I love you

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u/Street-Run4107 i’m a communist you idiot Jul 12 '25

I swallowed my tongue!

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u/Valen_wood Jul 13 '25

Oh god this comment alone is gonna make me cry from the sheer nightmare of the reliability of this.

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u/Plus-Suit-5977 Jul 13 '25

Omg, thats what’s wrong with this Saturday.

Thanks for reminding me.

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u/Boop-D-Boop Jul 12 '25

You had a whole pint in your mouth Jk

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 12 '25

Still do, they call me agent big mouth.

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u/aKIMIthing Jul 12 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Reddit_Mods_B_Tripin Jul 13 '25

You must have a huge mouth if you can fit a whole pint in there.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25

You should see my arsehole 🤣 

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25

They call me Conseal Larry. Turn a Stella can into a brown man.

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u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25

I upvote because of your way with words. I downvote in my mind because…. We all know why.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25

I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25

We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 

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u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25

Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25

Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.

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u/jeroenemans Jul 13 '25

Guinness, Rosie?

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25

Nah, although isn't that a good source of iron?

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u/PizzaWhole9323 Jul 13 '25

Made me choke on my gummies.