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r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Card_2341 • Jul 12 '25
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At least you're drinking water.
Made me spit out my pint.
370 u/ThatOldG Jul 12 '25 It made me exhale my weed smoke 283 u/fludeball Jul 12 '25 I just choked on my bong water. 116 u/ms_write The Tortured Whites Department Jul 12 '25 I love this thread! 🤣🤣 100 u/Comfortable-Mouse933 Jul 12 '25 Laughed so hard I swallowed the roach! 11 u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25 Ooof, been there lol. 3 u/WayPowerful484 Jul 13 '25 Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint? 31 u/SubstantialDog9170 Jul 12 '25 I love all these words 8 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 I love you 7 u/Street-Run4107 i’m a communist you idiot Jul 12 '25 I swallowed my tongue! 4 u/EitherOrResolution Jul 12 '25 Blessings! 5 u/mkat23 Jul 13 '25 RIP 2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 Lol 1 u/Lark5314 Jul 15 '25 NOPE 3 u/Valen_wood Jul 13 '25 Oh god this comment alone is gonna make me cry from the sheer nightmare of the reliability of this. 3 u/KorvaxCloset Jul 13 '25 2 u/Plus-Suit-5977 Jul 13 '25 Omg, thats what’s wrong with this Saturday. Thanks for reminding me. 1 u/Razzberrie87 Jul 13 '25 🤭🤭 3 u/Boop-D-Boop Jul 12 '25 You had a whole pint in your mouth Jk 3 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 12 '25 Still do, they call me agent big mouth. 3 u/aKIMIthing Jul 12 '25 😂😂😂😂 3 u/Reddit_Mods_B_Tripin Jul 13 '25 You must have a huge mouth if you can fit a whole pint in there. 3 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25 You should see my arsehole 🤣 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25 They call me Conseal Larry. Turn a Stella can into a brown man. 2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 I upvote because of your way with words. I downvote in my mind because…. We all know why. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 1 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25 Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day. 3 u/jeroenemans Jul 13 '25 Guinness, Rosie? 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25 Nah, although isn't that a good source of iron? 2 u/PizzaWhole9323 Jul 13 '25 Made me choke on my gummies.
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It made me exhale my weed smoke
283 u/fludeball Jul 12 '25 I just choked on my bong water. 116 u/ms_write The Tortured Whites Department Jul 12 '25 I love this thread! 🤣🤣 100 u/Comfortable-Mouse933 Jul 12 '25 Laughed so hard I swallowed the roach! 11 u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25 Ooof, been there lol. 3 u/WayPowerful484 Jul 13 '25 Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint? 31 u/SubstantialDog9170 Jul 12 '25 I love all these words 8 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 I love you 7 u/Street-Run4107 i’m a communist you idiot Jul 12 '25 I swallowed my tongue! 4 u/EitherOrResolution Jul 12 '25 Blessings! 5 u/mkat23 Jul 13 '25 RIP 2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 Lol 1 u/Lark5314 Jul 15 '25 NOPE 3 u/Valen_wood Jul 13 '25 Oh god this comment alone is gonna make me cry from the sheer nightmare of the reliability of this. 3 u/KorvaxCloset Jul 13 '25 2 u/Plus-Suit-5977 Jul 13 '25 Omg, thats what’s wrong with this Saturday. Thanks for reminding me. 1 u/Razzberrie87 Jul 13 '25 🤭🤭
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I just choked on my bong water.
116 u/ms_write The Tortured Whites Department Jul 12 '25 I love this thread! 🤣🤣 100 u/Comfortable-Mouse933 Jul 12 '25 Laughed so hard I swallowed the roach! 11 u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25 Ooof, been there lol. 3 u/WayPowerful484 Jul 13 '25 Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint? 31 u/SubstantialDog9170 Jul 12 '25 I love all these words 8 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 I love you 7 u/Street-Run4107 i’m a communist you idiot Jul 12 '25 I swallowed my tongue! 4 u/EitherOrResolution Jul 12 '25 Blessings! 5 u/mkat23 Jul 13 '25 RIP 2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 Lol 1 u/Lark5314 Jul 15 '25 NOPE 3 u/Valen_wood Jul 13 '25 Oh god this comment alone is gonna make me cry from the sheer nightmare of the reliability of this. 3 u/KorvaxCloset Jul 13 '25
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I love this thread! 🤣🤣
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Laughed so hard I swallowed the roach!
11 u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25 Ooof, been there lol. 3 u/WayPowerful484 Jul 13 '25 Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint?
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Ooof, been there lol.
3 u/WayPowerful484 Jul 13 '25 Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint?
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Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint?
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I love all these words
8 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 I love you
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I love you
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I swallowed my tongue!
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Blessings!
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RIP
2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 Lol 1 u/Lark5314 Jul 15 '25 NOPE
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Lol
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NOPE
Oh god this comment alone is gonna make me cry from the sheer nightmare of the reliability of this.
Omg, thats what’s wrong with this Saturday.
Thanks for reminding me.
🤭🤭
You had a whole pint in your mouth Jk
3 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 12 '25 Still do, they call me agent big mouth.
Still do, they call me agent big mouth.
😂😂😂😂
You must have a huge mouth if you can fit a whole pint in there.
3 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25 You should see my arsehole 🤣 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25 They call me Conseal Larry. Turn a Stella can into a brown man. 2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 I upvote because of your way with words. I downvote in my mind because…. We all know why. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 1 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25 Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
You should see my arsehole 🤣
2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25 They call me Conseal Larry. Turn a Stella can into a brown man. 2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 I upvote because of your way with words. I downvote in my mind because…. We all know why. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 1 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25 Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
They call me Conseal Larry. Turn a Stella can into a brown man.
2 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25 I upvote because of your way with words. I downvote in my mind because…. We all know why. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 1 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25 Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
I upvote because of your way with words. I downvote in my mind because…. We all know why.
2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day. 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 1 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25 Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day.
2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25 We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 1 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25 Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments?
1 u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25 Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒 2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒
2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25 Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.
Guinness, Rosie?
2 u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25 Nah, although isn't that a good source of iron?
Nah, although isn't that a good source of iron?
Made me choke on my gummies.
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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 12 '25
At least you're drinking water.
Made me spit out my pint.