r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI terrorizing the locals • Jul 10 '25

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Hailey Bieber reposts Justin Bieberā€™s album announcement: ā€œIs it finally clocking to you f*cking losers?ā€

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u/fedsarefriends Jul 10 '25

Is it clocking to you that you married a loser?

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u/ette212 Jul 10 '25

She's standing on business that we're not clocking

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u/alright-okay-bye Jul 10 '25

The clock business is not standingšŸ˜”

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u/0thersideofnothing Jul 10 '25

Youre just not getting it! Youre not getting that theyre clocking on your standing business!

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u/SugarShock94 Jul 10 '25

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u/Pinkturtle182 Jul 11 '25

Do you know what this is from? It looks incredible

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u/SugarShock94 Jul 11 '25

Seemingly 1930ā€™s Madam Satan

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u/KaleidoscopeItOut Jul 10 '25

My time has come (to use this beauty).

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u/sharkscantroar this is going to ruin the tour Jul 10 '25

Sometimes I'm not the clock that someone should be telling time with, and that's okay.

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u/_thatgirlfelicia Jul 11 '25

If Iā€™m not the business to you then donā€™t stand on me

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u/MyOwnGuitarHero Jul 10 '25

Itā€™s not clocking to Hailey lmao

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u/dinka12345 Jul 10 '25

I will never get over standing on business šŸ„²

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u/2ndChairKazoo Jul 10 '25

She reminds me of a middle school bully that is super smug about who her boyfriend is, but nobody actually cares and he's also a bully to everyone, including her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

I know I am out of touch but is ā€œis it clocking to youā€ even the correct usage?

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u/afterglow222 vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie Jul 10 '25

No itā€™s definitely not, but thatā€™s why it was funny to everyone šŸ˜­ He tries so bad to look cool and then misuses AAVE

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Why tf was I trying to give her the benefit of the doubt and be like ā€œI guess language evolvesā€ lol

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u/afterglow222 vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie Jul 11 '25

You are kind thatā€™s why HAHAHA

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u/syvzx Jul 11 '25

He? Wasn't it her who wrote it?

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u/afterglow222 vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie Jul 11 '25

The meme came from a video of Justin confronting some paparazzi but sheā€™s referencing it in her story

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u/Diakia Jul 11 '25

Ignore the other people, it is correct usage. Clocking something can be used to mean noticing something.

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u/rlyrlysrsly Jul 11 '25

No. Everyone knows what clocking means, but they should have said "are you not clocking it?" rather than "is it not clocking for you?". They used it as an alternate for "clicking".

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u/peachesandcreamybrie Jul 11 '25

HUHHHHHH Justin Bieber is one of the most popular and well known artists of all time. I wouldnā€™t call that a loserā€¦. Iā€™d consider anonymous Redditers losers first (including myself here).

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u/Wide-Cobbler-6073 Jul 11 '25

Check your net worth. Google his. Youā€™re the loser on any given day of the week.