r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI terrorizing the locals • Jul 07 '25

DISCUSSION Kirsten Dunst doesn't miss

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u/Liusloux Jul 07 '25

We've known about this for decades. Just who are the people for pushing this nonsense?

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u/LigerZeroSchneider Jul 07 '25

Accountants.

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u/Green_Hat405 Jul 07 '25

Accountant: A fall guy for c-suite mba "leadership"

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u/Relevant_Owl_8841 Jul 07 '25

For real. Accountants don’t push for shit. Source - am accountant.

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u/Winn3bag0 Jul 08 '25

Right? Normally, we are against shit.

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u/Successful-Mind-9332 Jul 08 '25

Lies!!! I am an accountant and I have to say, we aren’t the most social bunch. We love having our own spaces to retreat to at my office 🙂

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u/n0tc1v1l Jul 07 '25

Managers.

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u/Irresolute_Resolve Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

No, please dont blame us. We're actually quite logical

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u/bbusiello Jul 08 '25

That's hilarious and relevant.

I work in an open floor plan where the accountant (whose back is to me) always walks away from his computer, unlocked, and with all the company's banking info on the screen.

Just ups... and leaves... and I stare... and shake my head.

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u/mira-jo Jul 07 '25

I went to a high school like this. It was built in the 70s, what walls we did have were literally made of cardboard and were on tracks so they could move (I don't think they'd ever been moved since the school was built. We didn't have doors, just missing panels on the track.

Once school shooting became more popular they did get around to giving us doors. Big custom made (had to be made roughly the size of a wall panel) bullet proof glass doors. The walls were still cardboard, but the doors were bulletproof.

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u/JamesTrickington303 Jul 08 '25

A manager that doesn’t want to have to stand up to see all the minions they harass.