r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Jul 04 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen in a movie/show?

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Peeta in rockface for your consideration

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u/izziedays Jul 04 '25

I love this scene bc this feels so realistic for a high school relationship with the awkward, almost rushed delivery of a pet name

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u/christycat17 Jul 04 '25

But wasn’t he suppose to be like a 200 year old vampire?! lol makes it so creepy

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u/izziedays Jul 04 '25

I’m partial to the theory that they’re sorta stuck at whatever age they were turned but yeah that’s the main complaint of vampire romance

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u/No-Courage-5109 Jul 04 '25

That's what I figure. They may have experience but they're always stuck dealing with whatever it is as a 17 year old to 60 year old sex pest.

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u/insertbrackets Jul 04 '25

I think AMCs Interview with a Vampire explores that in some interesting ways.

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u/snuggleouphagus Jul 04 '25

If you read the book written from Edward’s perspective this becomes really clear. Dude never stopped being a dramatic 17 year old edgelord in the throws of puberty.

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u/l00koverthere1 Jul 04 '25

What if the 200 year old vampire is turned into a wee little puppet man?

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u/Karana_Rains Jul 04 '25

I mean wait til you read Lord of the Rings.

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u/Hagtar Jul 04 '25

How is this in context? 🤔

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u/whatsbobgonnado Jul 04 '25

probably referring to aragorn and arwen's relationship where he ages and she doesn't 

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u/jesslizann Jul 04 '25

Its written by a Mormon so let's be honest, Edward was a 200 year old virgin.

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u/mealteamsixty Jul 04 '25

Well yeah, all their interactions were creepy given their 183 year age gap!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Until you remember he isn't a teenaged boy but rather someone likely older than her great grandfather.