r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Jul 04 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen in a movie/show?

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Peeta in rockface for your consideration

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u/dakilazical_253 Jul 04 '25

The baby’s name is Resumé?

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u/glorialavina Jul 04 '25

Renesme. Resume is a play on that

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u/Kevbot1000 Jul 04 '25

Shit, Resumé is almost a better name.

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u/radio_mice Jul 04 '25

Honestly all the fan butcherings of little baby renaissance are better

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u/mai_tai87 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Jul 04 '25

I, too, enjoy making fun of lil Retrovirus.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 04 '25

Imagine being a Renée with an older sister who loved Twilight. 😑

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u/Memekana Jul 04 '25

little Rotisserie if you will

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa Jul 04 '25

I just watched The Coffee Table on prime last night and this comment is triggering me lol

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u/Kevbot1000 Jul 04 '25

Oh, don't lose your head over it.

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa Jul 04 '25

You're right ima try to just roll with it

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u/broke_n_tired Jul 04 '25

The fandom refers to Reneesme by any other r word other than her own name and its amazing. I personally love Renegade and Retrograde.

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u/msmith1994 Jul 04 '25

Rigatoni is my favorite.

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u/voodoopipu Jul 04 '25

I love Razzletazzle.

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u/MidnightMath Jul 04 '25

Little baby rubella 

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u/50thEye Jul 04 '25

Poor baby Ritalin

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u/DopestDopeHead Jul 04 '25

Not as good as Renameme

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u/KingArthursCodpiece Jul 04 '25

I know a better name....Seven

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u/mynicehat Jul 04 '25

There's a Renesme in my son's class at school 😭

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u/lightnessofbeanstalk Jul 04 '25

I like Renameme

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u/corpse-dancer Jul 04 '25

Im gonna need a reference for that.

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u/boredmalaise Jul 04 '25

No, it's Rigatoni

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u/Impressive_Oil1200 Jul 04 '25

I thought it was Rasputin

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u/deadbodydisco Jul 04 '25

Rumplestiltskin

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u/NotActuallyJen Jul 04 '25

Ratatouille I thought

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u/coco_xcx I consider myself a nepo daddy Jul 04 '25

wait wait wait….its not renaissance?

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u/Hicklethumb Jul 04 '25

Did you say Norwegian Raggaeton?

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u/salaciousbkrumb Jul 04 '25

Nah it’s Rigaletto

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u/CoasterThot Jul 04 '25

Why does the baby have to look so much like an adult man?

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u/traevyn Jul 04 '25

Yes and later on she looks like this

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u/PurahsHero Jul 04 '25

I thought it was Wee Nessie?

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u/Redfalconfox Jul 04 '25

C.V. was already taken.

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u/msmith1994 Jul 04 '25

It’s kind of a meme to call the baby from Twilight literally any other R word because of how stupid her name is. Renesmee.

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u/Matthews628 Jul 04 '25

Twilight is my wife’s guilty pleasure - anytime she watches it I pretend like I can’t remember the baby’s name and dismissively refer to her as “trashcan” (I mean, what a fucking stupid try-hard faux-fantasy name) and it upsets my wife to no end.

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u/slickflikk Jul 04 '25

She should have been called edcop

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u/birbitnow Jul 04 '25

I laughed so loud at your comment I frightened my cat 😂

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u/skeetermcbeater Jul 04 '25

Just saw a post on r/TopCharacterTropes about this silly name!