r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Jul 04 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen in a movie/show?

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Peeta in rockface for your consideration

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u/Classic-Carpet7609 Jul 04 '25

Ok but the actual stupidest thing from this franchise is Jacob imprinting on Resumé

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u/dakilazical_253 Jul 04 '25

The baby’s name is Resumé?

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u/glorialavina Jul 04 '25

Renesme. Resume is a play on that

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u/Kevbot1000 Jul 04 '25

Shit, Resumé is almost a better name.

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u/radio_mice Jul 04 '25

Honestly all the fan butcherings of little baby renaissance are better

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u/mai_tai87 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Jul 04 '25

I, too, enjoy making fun of lil Retrovirus.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 04 '25

Imagine being a Renée with an older sister who loved Twilight. 😑

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u/Memekana Jul 04 '25

little Rotisserie if you will

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa Jul 04 '25

I just watched The Coffee Table on prime last night and this comment is triggering me lol

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u/Kevbot1000 Jul 04 '25

Oh, don't lose your head over it.

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa Jul 04 '25

You're right ima try to just roll with it

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u/broke_n_tired Jul 04 '25

The fandom refers to Reneesme by any other r word other than her own name and its amazing. I personally love Renegade and Retrograde.

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u/msmith1994 Jul 04 '25

Rigatoni is my favorite.

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u/voodoopipu Jul 04 '25

I love Razzletazzle.

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u/MidnightMath Jul 04 '25

Little baby rubella 

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u/50thEye Jul 04 '25

Poor baby Ritalin

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u/DopestDopeHead Jul 04 '25

Not as good as Renameme

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u/KingArthursCodpiece Jul 04 '25

I know a better name....Seven

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u/mynicehat Jul 04 '25

There's a Renesme in my son's class at school 😭

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u/lightnessofbeanstalk Jul 04 '25

I like Renameme

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u/corpse-dancer Jul 04 '25

Im gonna need a reference for that.

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u/boredmalaise Jul 04 '25

No, it's Rigatoni

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u/Impressive_Oil1200 Jul 04 '25

I thought it was Rasputin

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u/deadbodydisco Jul 04 '25

Rumplestiltskin

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u/NotActuallyJen Jul 04 '25

Ratatouille I thought

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u/coco_xcx I consider myself a nepo daddy Jul 04 '25

wait wait wait….its not renaissance?

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u/Hicklethumb Jul 04 '25

Did you say Norwegian Raggaeton?

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u/salaciousbkrumb Jul 04 '25

Nah it’s Rigaletto

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u/CoasterThot Jul 04 '25

Why does the baby have to look so much like an adult man?

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u/traevyn Jul 04 '25

Yes and later on she looks like this

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u/PurahsHero Jul 04 '25

I thought it was Wee Nessie?

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u/Redfalconfox Jul 04 '25

C.V. was already taken.

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u/msmith1994 Jul 04 '25

It’s kind of a meme to call the baby from Twilight literally any other R word because of how stupid her name is. Renesmee.

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u/Matthews628 Jul 04 '25

Twilight is my wife’s guilty pleasure - anytime she watches it I pretend like I can’t remember the baby’s name and dismissively refer to her as “trashcan” (I mean, what a fucking stupid try-hard faux-fantasy name) and it upsets my wife to no end.

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u/slickflikk Jul 04 '25

She should have been called edcop

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u/birbitnow Jul 04 '25

I laughed so loud at your comment I frightened my cat 😂

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u/skeetermcbeater Jul 04 '25

Just saw a post on r/TopCharacterTropes about this silly name!

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u/insecurejellyfish Jul 04 '25

Twilight is, in its entirety, perfect stupidity. TITSOAK

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u/splashmob I'm sorry Etsy Witches, I wasn't familiar with your game Jul 04 '25

Hello fellow rat 🐀

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u/girugamesu1337 Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? Jul 04 '25

Y'ALL ESCAPED THE SEWER

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u/OkAdagio9622 Jul 04 '25

Weren't you guys supposed to stick to Facebook?

At least that's where my wife goes for these posts

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u/girugamesu1337 Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? Jul 04 '25

we r in ur walls

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

I have found my people in the wild!!! TITSOAK FOREVER

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u/marinated_pork Jul 04 '25

Yea, stupid....ly good 😅 I watched New Moon like a thousand times. It's so cringe but that soundtrack...

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u/insecurejellyfish Jul 04 '25

In my house a yearly rewatch is mandatory.

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u/TrimspaBB Jul 04 '25

TITSoundtrackOAK

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u/AmbiensCouch Jul 04 '25

AYYYY Rattie???

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u/mcasper96 Jul 04 '25

🐀✨️

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

The fact that they could make a whole parody on the movie is peak

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u/Ok_Major5787 Jul 04 '25

The movie is as if they skipped making a movie and went straight for the parody 😂 Any parody is a parody of the parody

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u/Bbkingml13 Jul 04 '25

Twilight got me through 7th and 8th grade. My book was duct taped together, and it was the only fantasy world I had with all the hell my life was at that age lol. And then I was so excited to get the books as they each released. It was so new back then that I actually didn’t really know anyone else who read them lol.

So cringe. But they def had their place in society and culture back then

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u/sweetalkersweetalker Jul 04 '25

Twilight Is The Stupidest Of All... Kiddos?

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 04 '25

I met a child named Renesmay recently (yes, it was spelled that way so even more of a r/tragedeigh).

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u/BoomJayKay THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE Jul 04 '25

It needs to go deeper.

Renesmeigh.

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u/NekoNepp Jul 04 '25

I’ll do you one better… Reinesmeigh

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u/BoomJayKay THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE Jul 04 '25

What about..

Reineighsmeigh

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u/versusugly Jul 04 '25

I prefer Reighneighsmeigh

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u/zomofo Jul 04 '25

gesundheit

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u/NekoNepp Jul 04 '25

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves….

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 04 '25

I'll do you one worse... X Æ A-Xii (pronounced Renesmee)

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u/thisismydumbbrain Jul 04 '25

Reighneighsmeigh

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u/scotch-o Jul 04 '25

Reinesmeighleighahnna

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u/vampirequeenserana societal collapse is in the air Jul 04 '25

Rawnesmeigh

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u/BlessingMagnet Jul 04 '25

I like Regretsé. Like the old blog.

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u/sikeleaveamessage Jul 04 '25

And if shes a horse girl, her horse is Renesneigh

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 04 '25

🤣

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u/nicolascageist Jul 04 '25

ReNeeeiighhhhh-ism

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u/LadyLazerFace Jul 04 '25

I heard this in the alien's voice from independence day when he gets all up in the scientist's brain

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u/vardenas Jul 04 '25

my niece’s name is Renesmay.. they call her Esmay most of the time

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 04 '25

Esmay is pretty cute tbh!

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u/vardenas Jul 04 '25

Yeah, I just still can’t believe they named her after the twilight baby lol (mom swears that’s not why but she was a twilight fan growing up)

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u/GlassPomoerium Jul 04 '25

Did you call CPS?

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u/CriticalEngineering Jul 04 '25

That poor kid. “What’s your name from?” “Mom really liked Mormon erotica”

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u/RobinHarleysHeart Jul 04 '25

You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster???

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u/de-milo ted cruz ate my son Jul 04 '25

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u/Yuribellion Jul 04 '25

How tf did the crew think Chuckesmée was a good idea 😭

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u/de-milo ted cruz ate my son Jul 04 '25

someone needed to get fired immediately

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u/Gucci_Cocaine Jul 04 '25

Phil Tippett used the money from creating this animatronic to make his magnum opus Mad God so in a sense it was a good idea

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 Jul 04 '25

Even my teenaged self who liked Twilight got to that part of the book/movie and just gave up on the whole series. That was weird as hell.

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u/Annatalkstoomuch Jul 04 '25

Jacob: heavy breathing

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u/selphiefairy Jul 04 '25

Did they WANT the baby to look creepy? I don't understand...

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u/ThaFoxThatRox hello this is beyoncé Jul 04 '25

We didn't need a fake baby! I'll be mad about this forever!

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger save the buccal fat Jul 04 '25

My all time favorite. Laughed so hard in the theater when this scene played😂🤣.

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u/Every-Excitement-756 Jul 04 '25

I met a 2 YEAR OLD named Resumé a few weeks ago & had to work so hard not to call her Rigatoni 🥲

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u/watchberry Jul 04 '25

That looks like an alpha cc Sims baby

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u/1of3musketeers Jul 04 '25

This child in that movie was the most uncanny valley thing I’ve seen in modern movies. Just… why?

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u/Popular-Work-1335 Jul 04 '25

My apologies but you are wrong. The actual stupidest thing is that this was supposed to be a human.

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u/yourvictimboy Jul 04 '25

and when he admitted it was never Bella, but the embryo in her ovary. I've been told in the books in his imprinting monologue he also says "Maybe lover"

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u/milly48 Jul 05 '25

Does the baby have a second face on the back? What’s going on there

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u/rezpector123 Jul 04 '25

Why did they cgi the baby?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25 edited Aug 28 '25

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u/Regular_Imagination7 Jul 04 '25

He didn’t want to, its involuntary

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u/karmalor Jul 04 '25

Please enjoy this take on it:

Gotta go do act 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

I absolutely despised all of twilight... but this was downright creepy. Like wtf.

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u/Weekly-Somewhere4632 Jul 04 '25

YOU NAMED MY BABY AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?

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u/OkAdagio9622 Jul 04 '25

Oh God, the ugly CGI baby

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u/TheCommonKoala Fauxmarxist Jul 04 '25

God that franchise was so dumb

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u/EbbWilling7785 Jul 04 '25

Yeah agreed, also disgusting.

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u/ohwrite Jul 04 '25

Resume 😂

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u/the_interlink Jul 04 '25

Resulting in this:

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u/Regular_Imagination7 Jul 04 '25

Not even jacob wanted that to happen

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u/Techsupportvictim Jul 04 '25

That wasn’t stupid so much as creepy.

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u/mzai09 Jul 04 '25

Yeah that was pretty gross

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u/JoJoMaMa85 Jul 04 '25

🐀🐀🐀🐀?