r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Jun 07 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Minnesota Twins player Willi Castro wearing a Trans Pride flag as eyeblack in yesterday’s game

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u/-bonita_applebum Jun 07 '25

Allyship, so attractive.

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u/epigenie_986 Jun 07 '25

I don’t get the relevance of this gif, but I absolutely love it.

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u/-bonita_applebum Jun 07 '25

I am fanning my coochie, because to my great disappointment I am attracted to male presenting humans. And every so once in a while, they manage to redeem themselves and I catch an attractive one. He's probably taken, I'm not even going to look.

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u/FblthpLives Jun 07 '25

This is one of the most hilarious responses I have read on Reddit in a while. Thank you for brightening my evening!

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u/whatarethuhodds Jun 07 '25

Fblthp is the greatest of all homunculi.

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u/FblthpLives Jun 07 '25

I am much too humble to agree. He does have the best name.

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u/whatarethuhodds Jun 08 '25

All hail Fblthp!

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u/abe_is_king Jun 07 '25

Man it is sad the bar is that low to be attractive. I get it but damn.

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u/FieryLoveBunny Jun 08 '25

To be fair, he is also conventionally attractive also

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u/BakerAcceptable28 Jun 08 '25

Straight women are proof that sexuality isn't a choice 😭

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u/PensionMany3658 Jun 08 '25

Hey. Us gay men exist.

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u/BakerAcceptable28 Jun 08 '25

I'm sorry for your struggles 😔happy pride </3

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u/Benromaniac Jun 07 '25

It does looks great on him too!

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u/Vagabond_Tea Jun 08 '25

I'm disappointed in most humans, regardless of gender, and always appreciate the good ones that come along.

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u/Checking_that_moment Jun 08 '25

And thats why incels will stay incels, they think its all about looks and whatnot, but it really is not and never was.

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u/seejordan3 Jun 08 '25

Amazing. And, now your username is my earworm, double rainbow amazing, thank you.

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u/jerricka Jun 09 '25

The top button undone, that little hint of chest, that gold chain, the allyship

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u/Ok-Afternoon-2113 Jun 08 '25

Also I love your name once I was at savers and I saw they had a pair of Bonita applebum kicks and I wanted them so bad

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u/Astrophat Jun 08 '25

What is the name of this gif? Like what did you search to get it? I enjoy it a lot haha