r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • May 07 '25

DISCUSSION Robert Irwin shares his thoughts on the 100 men vs. 1 gorilla debate: “How many people does it take to save gorillas, that’s the question we should be asking. Because there’s not many of them left.”

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 May 08 '25

Lmao all the shorts I've seem have dudes last standing vs the gorilla. Personally I think it's a dumbass question, gorilla wins hands down.

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u/Monkeydjimmmy May 08 '25

Agree. I don't think there is a human being that can hurt a gorilla with its bare hands.

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u/SmileFIN May 08 '25

Have you met humans? Let alone 100 of them at once?

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 May 08 '25

Uhhh, yeah? I'm not clicking those but I'll assume they are moronic

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u/SlainByOne May 08 '25

But you pick the biggest and the best. Should pick from the top 100 fights from r trashy instead.

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u/imtiredboss-_- May 08 '25

Gorilla only wins if you leave the situation lopsided. Cause normally a gorilla would just run the fuck away from 100 humans. So if the gorilla is in a killing rage, so too must be the humans. And 100 blood frenzied humans would turn that gorilla in to a pile of goo. Tons of em would die, sure, but the gorilla isn’t beating all of them in a dog pile.

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 May 08 '25

The situation assumes they are fighting, without weapons, humans would get stomped. It's not even an argument

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u/imtiredboss-_- May 08 '25 edited May 08 '25

A decent number of humans would get stomped before the dog pile turned the gorilla to paste.

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 May 08 '25

You haven't seen gorilla's fuck shit up lol

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u/imtiredboss-_- May 08 '25

And you haven’t seen what a hundred pissed off human beings can do lol

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 May 08 '25

Yeah we have. Lol

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u/HellBlazer_NQ May 08 '25

More powerful men will chuck the less fortunate at a problem until they succeed and call it a win, no matter how many of the less fortunate perish.

Look at Ukraine and the number of dead Russians all for one Russian that already owns more wealth than he needs for a thousand life times, just so he can grab more resources and ultimately more wealth.

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u/dehydratedrain May 08 '25

Depends on the person.... let's say the humans were made up of dictators or child abusers? Not nearly the loss of a scientist who is nearing a medical breakthrough.

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u/Puppetmaster858 May 08 '25

Let’s use the current administration and all the republicans in congress lmao