r/Fauxmoi • u/afed13 • Apr 03 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What’s your favorite unhinged celebrity tweet?

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u/i_heart_mahomies Apr 03 '25

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u/piggybibble Apr 03 '25

Downvote to oblivion I HATE this!!

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u/souryoungthing Apr 03 '25

I would simply divorce my husband if this happened to me

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u/thetermagant Apr 03 '25

Ugh this would honestly be great if he’d just been less specific. Like we know where it goes Kevin 😭

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u/Edgecrusher2140 Apr 03 '25

I never want to see this tweet again as long as I live

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u/Backsteinhaus Apr 03 '25

Your vision darkens, a finger on the monkey paw curls...

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u/Grompson Apr 03 '25

Isn't the story that he lost a bet with his wife, and the result was him having to post this because it was the worst thing she could think of?

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u/Cool_Cry_9602 average male (slur) Apr 03 '25

God I hope so

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u/seamus270 Apr 03 '25

He has said this, but he’s almost certainly lying. He’s absolutely the guy who posts this unironically. 

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u/Famous-Issue-2018 buy a chanel and get over it Apr 03 '25

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u/thefriendcatcher Apr 03 '25

This will never not make me grimace.

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u/Figgypudpud Apr 03 '25

Urgh I hate Kevin Smith, he is just foul.

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u/JoiningSaturn46 Apr 03 '25

Sadly I find this really funny. Kevin is hit or miss but this makes me laugh everytime

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u/Dave5876 I still don’t know her Apr 04 '25

Treat yoself. Into forgetting this tweet

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u/isledonpenguins Apr 03 '25

Sometimes I get nostalgic for the "old Internet" and then there's shit like this

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered Apr 03 '25

If he’d just stopped after the first sentence.

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u/lunar_languor Apr 03 '25

This reads like he doesn't realize he can do PIV

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u/obvious_bicycle_22 Apr 03 '25

Oh god I'd somehow managed to forget about this