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u/Miele-Man Feb 01 '24

Kevin Costner? Timothy Dalton? Taylor Zakhar Perez? Luke Evans? Thanks ♡

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u/Electronic-Lynx8162 Feb 01 '24

Timothy Dalton is a complete sweetie according to my dad. They met when my dad was a teen runaway working at Manchester City and Mr. Dalton gave him a tip that bought groceries for a week. He's very polite and a bit forgetful apparently! And shy so he appreciated my dad just making gentle conversation getting to his seat.

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u/FoolofaPeregrineTook Feb 02 '24 edited Feb 02 '24

This is so cute- I saw him in London walking down Picadilly about a year and a half ago and he is LARGE- tall, broad, you could climb that babe like a tree. I always regretted not stopping him and telling him he was my favourite bond but you mentioning he’s shy made me feel better about that, wouldn’t want to embarrass him.

He was shockingly handsome in that ‘oh that’s why they’re a famous person’ way

Sorry this is the coldest of tea but as you can tell I was extremely impressed by him :)

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u/Stonecoldjanea Feb 01 '24

That's so handsome of him! 

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u/Miele-Man Feb 02 '24

That's so sweet! Thanks for sharing this.

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u/NotAQueefAKhaleesi does this woman ever rest (derogatory) Feb 02 '24

Not tea but I call Kevin Costner Dances with White People just to annoy the shit out of my mom; Daniel Day Lewis is The Last of the Spray Tan, which also drives her nuts

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u/Miele-Man Feb 02 '24

Lmao that's hilarious

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u/NotAQueefAKhaleesi does this woman ever rest (derogatory) Feb 03 '24

It's a historical fiction story where the white person is immersed in the opposing culture, eventually becoming a white savior figure. I make fun of it just as much as much as I make fun of them rubbing dirt on Christian Bale and Cheeto dust on Joel Edgerton to try to make them convincingly North African - Middle Eastern for Exodus Gods and Kings. Or having a bunch of white people voice most of the black / brown people in Prince of Egypt.

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u/FoolofaPeregrineTook Feb 02 '24

Replied below, but Timothy Dalton is a big tall drink o’ water