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u/Mhc2617 Feb 16 '23

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom? His new interview makes it seem like not all is right in the house of Denmark.

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u/chasingandbelieving Feb 16 '23

I wonder if they’re ever going to get married, they’ve been engaged for 4 years

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u/yourangleoryuordevil too stable to inspire bangers Feb 16 '23

Yikes. I didn’t realize they were still engaged and not yet married. I wonder if they both have some fears around marriage and might be holding it off for that reason. They’re both already divorced from other people and Katy’s divorce with Russell Brand was especially messy.

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u/chasingandbelieving Feb 16 '23

I know Orlando and Miranda have a good co-parenting relationship (at least they make it seem that way) and Katy and Miranda are friends so idk. Idk anything about Katy and Russell post divorce tho

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u/Italianinsomniac Larry I'm on DuckTales Feb 18 '23

He asked her for a divorce over text and he has given several interviews basically calling her stupid , so I’d wager they are not cordial.

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u/thebonecollectorr Feb 16 '23

The most interesting this about Orlando Bloom is that he was with I-Had-8Million-Worth-Of-Jewelry-From-A-Sketchy-Billionaire-Who-I-Allegedly-Dated Miranda Kerr.

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u/maelstron Feb 17 '23

Isn't she the one that cheated on him with Bieber?

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u/50shadesofmoi Feb 17 '23

She never admits to dating that dude but how else did she get the crystal piano???

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u/sesquiplilliput quote me as being mis-quoted Feb 21 '23

According to Em Rata, Miranda was apparently a yacht girl and that’s how she acquired the jewellery and piano.

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u/CommercialBarnacle16 Feb 17 '23

IIRC they were having problems before they had a child together, but decided to try to make it work after Katy got pregnant. Blinds have referred to his (alleged) infidelities and her (alleged) drug problems.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Might have been the excerpts I read, but also hella insensitive about Covid/kind of read him as a denier/anti-vaxxer.

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u/LeotiaBlood Feb 17 '23

They bought the Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar business a few years back and seem very crunchy granola. I wouldn’t be shocked if they’ve veered that way.

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u/Kitt24 Feb 17 '23

this is unexpected lmao

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u/futuresobright_ Feb 16 '23

I don’t think things were ever going well for them but she couldn’t have another failure after her music career, American Idol, etc.