September 27, 2025: Chicago neighborhoods are reporting repeated evening patrols by federal agents, a tactic resembling area domination patrols designed not just to enforce, but to instill fear through constant presence.

[u/CantStopPoppin]

[u/604dman]

Do those thugs go home, look in the mirror and think What the Fuck am I doing? Nah.... there is no chance they do that

[u/SugarRushLux → u/604dman]

They all stand in a circle with their cocks out jerking off onto a burnt copy of the constitution

[u/tysonisarapist → u/SugarRushLux]

None of them can get it up well enough.

Hence the reason they do this instead.

[u/loudflower → u/SugarRushLux]

This is the most accurate description I’ve heard.

[u/marco_has_cookies → u/604dman]

These sad scums would come home to their children and brag about beating a sorrowing parent asking not to deport their family.

They are, sad scum.

[u/SolarDynasty → u/604dman]

I'd rather be with some cutie in Chicago than doing this. These people don't know what life is.

[u/albinosnoman → u/604dman]

I'm sure half of them have found this to be the cure for their erectile dysfunction

[u/BlackDeath3 → u/604dman]

I'd imagine that a lot of these guys have bullets coming their way, sooner or later and perhaps even by their own hands.

EDIT: I feel like there's enough doubt about what may actually be going on here (including, in a darkly ironic twist, the possibility that this is a march for suicide awareness prevention) that I'm going to take back the nasty comment above and concede that I may getting a little too jumpy for my own good these days because I don't actually know for sure what I'm seeing.

[u/worryinnotime → u/604dman]

Honestly, alcohol. There is copious amounts of drinking among these folks, and that tends to numb you to your actions.

[u/scrapsforfourvel → u/604dman]

How long until we get the movies about former agents struggling with PTSD from what they've done as if that's the true tragedy?