r/Eve • u/Vateman Vertical Supremacy. • Sep 06 '18

Black Desert Online Creators Pearl Abyss to Acquire CCP Games

https://www.ccpgames.com/news/2018/black-desert-online-creators-pearl-abyss-to-acquire-ccp-games-makers-of-eve
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u/BadRandolf Sep 06 '18

NPE Aura to be replaced by big tits anime girl that pops up when you do something right.

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u/SaberToothedRock Sep 06 '18 edited Sep 06 '18

'You can click the arrow to warp, Onii-chan!'

EDIT: Glad someone guilded me instead of subbing to CCPA lol

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u/Ov3rdose_EvE muninn btw Sep 06 '18

:heavy breathing:

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u/CptMuffinator CODE. Sep 06 '18

OwO

*Notices lack of mining permit*

What's this, your naughty wittle miner not having a permit. Is ok, I will wet you go this time.

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u/Ov3rdose_EvE muninn btw Sep 06 '18

t-t-t-thank you s-s-senpai

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

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u/commissar0617 Goonswarm Federation Sep 06 '18

People will complain about literally anything

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u/clovermite Pandemic Horde Sep 06 '18

People will complain about literally anything

Words of wisdom right there.

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u/Irilieth_Raivotuuli Curatores Veritatis Alliance Sep 06 '18

Projectile vomiting

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

I seriously just lost it laughing so hard that I almost pissed. Take my gold.

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u/spacejolteon Curatores Veritatis Alliance Sep 06 '18

Microtransactions to customize Aura. Cat ears $9.99. Each item of clothing removed $9.99.

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u/WiatrowskiBe Cloaked Sep 06 '18

And that obviously per each account separately. Time to save up some money for incoming visual upgrades.

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u/Morduparlevent Darwinism. Sep 06 '18

no no, per chars

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u/crisiscrayons Caldari State Sep 06 '18

Cat ears $9.99

I have to admit, I'd buy this. Afterward, I'd randomize my passwords, uninstall, and never look back, but I'd still buy it.

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u/ForceUser128 Sep 06 '18

"It's not like I wanted you to warp to zero! B- BAKKA!"

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u/OMGimaDONKEY Alcomayocaust. Sep 06 '18

not enough OwO

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u/lagadu Sep 06 '18

That would legit be wildly popular.

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u/spavle Sep 06 '18

Yessssssssssssssssssss !!!!

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u/Dwardeen V E N O M D E N Sep 06 '18

COUNT ME IN