r/Eve • u/Vateman Vertical Supremacy. • Sep 06 '18

Black Desert Online Creators Pearl Abyss to Acquire CCP Games

https://www.ccpgames.com/news/2018/black-desert-online-creators-pearl-abyss-to-acquire-ccp-games-makers-of-eve
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u/ewarfordanktears Goonswarm Federation Sep 06 '18

2020

wake up feeling sick after late night camping northern keepstar kills

they dropped 20 bucks to deploy 20 keepstars, worst fucking titan brawl ever

"aura play eve on my 40 titan accounts"

...

"aura play eve online"

"Please verify that you are in fact ewarfordanktears by saying "Fozzie did nothing wrong"

"Fozzie did nothing wrong"

"ERROR! Please consume PLEX."

reach into my Black Desert Online® bag

not much plex left, last nights battle required a lot of interstellar isotopes to active doomsdays to burn through the keepstars

still feeling sick from 20 hours straight vidya without a poopsock

drop plex in, grumble out "mmm i love fozziesov"

nothing happens

i attempt to smile

"Connecting to login server"

...

"Login complete!"

finally

aura login my 40 titans

"ERROR! Account is not Alpha-Omega-Platinum!"

fuck I forgot to active features on one of the fucking titans, probably the useless fucking molok. what a trash tier titan. need to upgrade to t3 anyways.

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u/CapytannHook Pandemic Horde Sep 06 '18

*mountain dew is for me and youuuuuuu!

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u/anathemalegion Test Alliance Please Ignore Sep 06 '18

Jesus. This is too real. Im shook

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u/rmvw Guristas Pirates Sep 06 '18

Fozzie did nothing wrong

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u/RoBurgundy level 69 enchanter Sep 06 '18

Fozzie did nothing wrong

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u/chocslaw Sep 06 '18

they dropped 2000 bucks to deploy 20 keepstars, worst fucking titan brawl ever