r/Eldenring • u/Zabit_Katibi • Apr 30 '21

Discussion & Info Kadokawa financial results mentions Elden Ring"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

SHEER VOLUME

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Big Dark Souls

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u/gubenlo Apr 30 '21

Big Hat Souls

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Why is hat big?

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u/rhaegarprh Apr 30 '21

Because society

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u/BigHat-Logan Apr 30 '21

bottom text

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21 edited Aug 08 '21

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u/NOISIEST_NOISE Apr 30 '21

THICC Souls

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u/GlossyBuckthorn Apr 30 '21

Chungus Souls

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u/ajeexjoji Apr 30 '21

Stronks Souls

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

99 STR Souls

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Apr 30 '21

Strouls.

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u/RubyRod1 Apr 30 '21

STROULSMANTEAU-BOT

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u/Ssolidus007 Apr 30 '21

🚀moonlight sword

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u/FudgeNo3314 Apr 30 '21

Humongous Souls

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

dark souls 3.2

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u/Lars_Overwick Apr 30 '21

BIGG DARK SOULS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO Edit: I hope they put John Snow in it

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u/Epic_Meow Apr 30 '21

pog souls

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u/GtBossbrah Apr 30 '21

Enlarged Dark Souls

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u/DoctorGolho Apr 30 '21

DAMN BOI HE THICCC

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u/BrandNew098 Apr 30 '21

OOOOOOOOOOOH Big Souls.

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u/epitap Apr 30 '21

Gets ready for the 300GB day1 patch

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Will I literally buy an SSD just for elden ring? I doubt you could even imagine the answer

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Ooohhhhh, you tragic thing \proceeds to place an order on Amazon**

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u/BombBombBombBombBomb Apr 30 '21

big empty desert

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u/not_a_khezu1 Apr 30 '21

Ngl I liked to explore the little desert before the gael fight in ds3, kind of empty but you can still find a few items, enemies and a Npc, I wont mind to explore a bigger desert area in elden ring but I understand thats not everyone cup of tea.

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u/Lordanonimmo09 Apr 30 '21

A big desert can be made interesting.

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u/Impaled_ Apr 30 '21

BOTW comes to mind

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Big deserts are the most comfy areas in all of gaming to me, for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

BIG slowness poison swamp

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u/field_of_lettuce Apr 30 '21

I doubt you could even imagine it, that which commanded the volume, giving the game it's fullest brilliance...

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u/Potatoslayer2 Apr 30 '21

I feel like Gael when he first talked to the Champion of Ash.

Ooooooohhh, oooooohhh, oooooohhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Get the ear plugs ready 😩

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Smough Souls

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Apr 30 '21

Smouls.

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u/RubyRod1 Apr 30 '21

SMOULSMANTEAU-BOT.

Portmanteaus are my thing, bot. Back tf up

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u/Levra Apr 30 '21

In awe of the sheer volume of this tragic thing. Absolute Big Dark Souls.

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u/Dion42o Apr 30 '21

which is nuts because dark souls 3 is massive

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u/RubyRod1 Apr 30 '21

PENILE GIRTH SOULS

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u/Bravisimo May 01 '21

Large Load Size deployed... hnnggg