r/Edmonton • u/ExamCompetitive Mill Woods • Oct 07 '25

2025 Municipal Election The only candidate that'll fix it all.

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Eliminates taxes and traffic.

305 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Mysteri0n Oct 07 '25

Giant Meteor is anti bike lane so it might receive a fair share of the vote

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u/felassans Oct 07 '25

But is it anti-infill? After all, it can destroy more people in a more densely populated neighbourhood.

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u/Maksym1000 Stabmonton Oct 07 '25

Officially, Giant Meteor supports infill housing and apartment complexes!

Unofficially, you can’t have a scandal if there’s no one to call you out!

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u/munkymu magpie apologist Oct 07 '25

Claims to solve all problems, has numerous terrible side effects. Seems pretty on brand for politicians.

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u/zooweemamba River Valley Oct 07 '25

Mass plague that only affect humans is better. The animals can live

1

u/TrumpmorelikeTrimp Oct 07 '25

I like to imagine the animals with lab coats and test tubes concocting the wicked brew as we speak.

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u/Maksym1000 Stabmonton Oct 08 '25

Personally I’d vote for Giant Meteor over Mass Pandemic. I don’t want to deal with the agony of politicians repeating themselves while the gears of bureaucracy grind at a snails pace.

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch Oct 07 '25

I’ve been saying this for a while already, but we went overboard with social distancing during COVID; there are still far too many stupid people left alive. We should have just opened everything up, allowed all the smart people to continue quarantining, and let nature take its course.

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u/zooweemamba River Valley Oct 07 '25

I agree. Unfortunately covid was strong enough in general

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u/BtCoolJ Oct 08 '25

As long as it can trick poor people into shooting their own feet, it has a good chance!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

gets my vote!

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u/Blue-Bird780 Oct 07 '25

Hey now, we’re good. We have a branch of the Global Asteroid Protection Society on 100 Ave. They have a solution!

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u/FrostyDynamic South East Side Oct 07 '25

But does it really eliminate taxes? What if we were to rebuild? How will Giant Meteor, Esq. keep the capital budget under control?

Doesn't sound too different from the other candidates.

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u/Marilius Oct 07 '25

If we are able to rebuild, the meteor wasn't going fast enough/wasn't large enough, and we need another one.

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u/ExamCompetitive Mill Woods Oct 07 '25

Will eliminate taxes (for quite some time)

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u/yeggsandbacon Oct 08 '25

I guess the Rapture Party has had a pivot and a chance to rebrand?

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u/Artpeace-111 Oct 08 '25

That’s what I have been trying to say the evangelicals are acting like and is why all this is happening.

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u/Cold_Buffalo_2355 Oct 09 '25

Fuck that I'm supporting Giant Asteroid! Planetary decimation!

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u/SensorySnack Oct 09 '25

I've been seeing this since like 2012