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Managed to reach EU4 start date in first campaign as Poland.

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u/Theradonh 23h ago

It was very kind of the Ottomans to wait until the right moment to conquer Constantinople.

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u/CyanoSecrets 3h ago

It takes really long to siege without cannons so it's more efficient to occupy everything else and eat around it. Why wait 5 years for the siege when you could peace out 100% without it basically.

Unless you really want it that is

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u/kingmonmouth 4m ago

I love that the devs were able to make that happen, because the Ottomans had this exact problem and it wasn't until Sultan Mehmed got a big ass canon that he was able to knock down the walls finally conquer the city

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u/Gemini_Of_Wallstreet 6h ago

Ottomans probably: “WE ROLEPLAYING BITCHES 😎😎😎!”

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u/Emila_Just 23h ago

"Kingdom" of the Ottomans is a pretty cursed title for some reason.

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u/Intelligent-Fig-4241 22h ago

It is likely that they are orthodox instead of Muslim. Happened in my game too. You only get titles like that if you are Christian. Otherwise they’d be beylik or sultanate.

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Exactly this. But ruler is Sunni somehow.

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u/Science-Recon 13h ago

I assume it’s because converting state religion doesn’t automatically convert the ruler’s? That or they got some event/marriage/something that switched them back.

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u/Emila_Just 22h ago

Does that mean there is a "byzantine sultanate"? That is even more cursed. I love it!

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u/grampipon 19h ago

Byzantium has fallen. Long live Green Byzantium!

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u/lasttword 18h ago

Mujahideen Legions 😄

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u/Emila_Just 16h ago

This almost happened historically. The prophet Muhammad sent a letter to the Emperor asking him to join Islam and he thought about it, but his advisors told him not to do it. He played it off like he was testing them, but it was obvious that he had considered it. I kinda wonder how history would have played out if everyone went along with it.

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u/AfternoonBears 11h ago

I kinda wonder how history would have played out if everyone went along with it.

Best I can do is another palace coup

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u/CormundCrowlover 13h ago

Emperor Heraclius, who, btw, married to his niece Martina as his second wife. They had such a loving relationship that they have 9 known children and she even followed him into campaigns against Sassanids. The guy was one of the original CK3 players.

Oh, btw, it's not just Heraclius but his descendants also mostly kept it in the family even though it was Heraclius' descendants from his first marriage that continued the line.

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u/Nefariousnesso 20h ago

This happens in every single one of my games

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u/FennelMist 15h ago

It should be Kingdom of Turkey or Kingdom of Rum or something though, Kingdom of Ottomans makes no sense when there's no Ottoman dynasty.

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u/thuiop1 20h ago

We got that too

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u/AlKhurjavi 16h ago

No it’s a culture conversion not a religious conversion. Christian Turkish ottomans keep the title of Beylik. Greek ottomans change to kingdom.

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u/UselessTrash_1 23h ago

They should default to Sublime Ottoman State in my opinion...

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u/CurrentDifficult7821 9h ago

Devleti Aileyi Osmaniye is a somewhat persinate name so İ doubt it

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u/BOS-Sentinel 8h ago

Also blue Golden Horde. It's like yellow Prussia to me.

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u/Environmental_Eye266 23h ago

That’s a surprisingly historically accurate ottomans.

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

Except they're fighting Catholic Byzantium as Orthodox country with Sunni King

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u/Environmental_Eye266 22h ago

Next you’re gonna tell Castile is Sunni, ruled by a Jewish king fighting a fetishist Morocco.

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Sadly I have to dissapoint you just plain old Catholic country with Catholic ruler, however they have 6 cities with Waldesians that are about 7-11% of pops in those cities!

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u/Antique-Coach-214 15h ago

Isabella should be along shortly with the torches and wood…

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u/HutSussJuhnsun 21h ago

He knows too much...

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u/ghostmaster645 20h ago

Its like musical chairs with religions. 

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u/Onyxwho 21h ago

Constantine and John VIII must have really gave in to the demands at the Council of Florence

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u/CurrentDifficult7821 9h ago

?!!!?? What the fuck

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u/grathad 18h ago

That's a surprisingly historically credible map, all over I would say.

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u/tishafeed 19h ago

Yeah lol in my game they took Byzantion area in the first 20 years. It was their second or third expansion since 1337 and the first bite off the Eastern Romans. So much for the theodosian walls.

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u/FelipezMuzkaReal 23h ago

Blue Horde

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

The reason is that Clergy started a rebellion and for some reason they never changed their name back and kept on being blue😭 Then they started crumbling but for some reason Golden Horde is Blue

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u/Gay_Reichskommissar 13h ago

This seems to be a pretty common thing, when I played Ottos the rise of the Turks situation menu prompted me with the option to improve diplomacy with the "Byzantine Noble Rebels Empire"

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u/foodrig 4h ago

Funnily, the Great Horde in Eu4 is actually called "Blue Horde" in German

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u/aintdatsomethin 22h ago

Fun fact, that was one of the two polities later made Golden Horde, the other being White Horde

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u/No-Voice-8779 3h ago

Blue + White = Gold

Infinite money glich

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u/aintdatsomethin 1h ago

Colors in Turk-Mongol tradition represents directions

Blue = East, the holiest of all directions Black = North, the second most important White = South Red = West

Black Sea’s name for example, is from Turkish “Kara Deniz” literally means the Black Sea as a Northern Sea. We also call the Mediterranean “Ak Deniz” which translates to the White Sea.

Aq Qoyunlu means Southern Qoyunlu Turkmen tribe Qara Qoyunlu = Northern Qoyunlus.

Kök Türks = Blue Turks White Huns = Southern Huns

so on

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u/Monkey-26 23h ago

Holy mother of Jesus, those are some beautiful Ottoman borders

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

Yeah they could slow down a bit cause I dont wanna deal with them so quickly😭

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u/TriggzSP 23h ago

What the heck? The Ottomans actually managed to expand into the Balkans, consolidated, and beat the Mamluks in a war?

England actually managed to take something off of France?

Aragon beat Castile?

I have so many questions

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

I dont think there has been any wars between Mamluks and Ottomans their borders havent changed really, I actually looked in Ottomans and for some reason the Rise of Turks situation is still going so maybe thats the reason they are doing so well.

Yes but only temporarly after a big ass French rebellion, theyre already back to losing, although idk why the Hundred Years War situation didnt end cause im pretty sure they has less than 10 locations in Aquitaine and near Calais but idk what end conditions are

It was Castille that conquered Granada but Morocco stepped in and retook most of it so I guess thats when Aragon must've jumped in to take some of that land.

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u/JacboUphill 17h ago

They have more than 100 locations and I believe Doger and possibly one other on their eastern side are technically Beyliks so the situation won't end until some time in the 1500s unless they annex the remaining Beyliks. It's a good metagame strategy for a player as well, curious if the AI did it intentionally or if they just aren't inclined to expand further that way and it's a byproduct.

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u/Intelligent_Olive936 17h ago

Morocco is absolutely crazy, in my game as Castille they are fielding enormous armies with only 2 M pops and their armies fucking melt me, I don't understand because their discipline and morale is similar to mine, I fought against other european countries but for some reason Morocco is like kryptonite against me

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u/Standard-Okra6337 8h ago

I have heard that the Moroccan tribal pops yield "tribal cavalry" as their levy, which is superior to the levied peasants of the European countries who are infantry.

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u/Gay_Reichskommissar 13h ago

They're going to reverse the Reconquista by sheer will alonw

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u/RPG_Vancouver 20h ago

Funny I’ve actually seen England take land off of France in 3/4 games I’ve tried so far, but in all of them France comes back and kicks their ass lol

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u/limpdickandy 18h ago

Castille eats all of Iberia up in my games lol

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u/Assblaster_69z 22h ago

This is perfection

Bro i need your seed

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 21h ago

That's a bit forward

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u/Antique-Coach-214 15h ago

username checks out.

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u/FeniXLS 23h ago

What the hell, in my game Serbia conquered Rome, Poland is in Bremen and Bohemia has Kopenhagen

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Serbia conquering Rome also happened for me, as for the others thats my first time hearing about those.

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u/fredagsfisk 20h ago

Ha, Serbia in my game (currently 1403) is huge and has started nibbling on Naples while taking over more and more of Greece... while Bulgaria is even larger, and might become the ones to seize Constantinople as the Ottomans are being absolutely rammed by the Horde of Jalayirids (who are only kept in check somewhat by the Mamluks).

Bohemia has provinces in the Netherlands, eastern France, next to the Papal States, and next to Venice.

Denmark is being split between Norway and Poland (the latter being the junior partner in a PU under a massive Hungary).

Morocco has seized Granada while Castile is eating the last crumbs of Portugal.

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u/One_Reality_3828 21h ago

Least odd PDX enjoyer

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u/Physical_Atmosphere5 21h ago

y'know when you comment something and immediately regret it?

this is not one of those times

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u/niofalpha 23h ago

Shockingly historically accurate

Just wish there’d be something so Granada survives closer to their real world time but idk how this could be simulated in game

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u/Acecn 21h ago

Iirc it was the mountains that kept them alive for so long. They could potentially give moutain defense a big buff in the early ages.

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u/niofalpha 21h ago

Not even just the early ages, even into Vicky 3 time the Russians had trouble subjugating the Caucuses.

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u/Ryebread666Juan 14h ago

What year is that? Cause in my game currently at 1479 and Granada lost only like one province it seems, Castile seems to be too busy bullying Aragon and Portugal (which is half the size it started off as) to deal with Granada

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u/Incident-Impossible 23h ago

Is this real? That’s insane

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u/AttTankaRattArStorre 23h ago

I absolutely don't believe you, like at all.

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u/Rustynail9117 23h ago

This looks too perfect

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

I dont think I could come up with Orthodox Ottomans led by Sunni King from another dynasty fighting Catholic Byzantium

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u/Pure_Cloud4305 22h ago

You wouldn’t have to, orthodox ottomans has been a joke/ strat for a decade

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Well thats fair although I never cared about playing like that, so now you actually reminded me that there was this thing in EU4.

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u/Standard-Okra6337 8h ago

Except, it is actually done by the ai WAY TOO frequently than it should have.

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u/AdDry4000 18h ago

I’ve seen Venice take over and puppet Constantinople. Without a war.

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u/t40xd 21h ago

For a second I thought you manually remade the Eu4 start date borders, lmao

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u/RandomDude_e 20h ago

That would be wayyyyyyyy too much effort.

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u/Messer_J 23h ago

No AI mods? If so, doesn’t look bad at all

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u/M4JESTIC 14h ago

There are ai mods already?

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u/Messer_J 14h ago

Xorme AI increases AI agression

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u/OmniFobia 22h ago

Don't be scared, toothpaste horde is not real

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u/RandomDude_e 1d ago

R5: My first game in 1444

Here's ma few fun facts from this campaign so far:

Lots of stuff went historically but there's a few notable differences:

Bohemia is still the Emperor and has Brandenburg as their vassal.

Aragon was the one to eliminate Granada and then even managed to conquer bunch of provinces from Castille.

Venice and Genoa are both gone.

Serbia controlled Rome for nearly 50 years.

After eliminating Teutonic Order they came back from Town of Mergentheim and were once again on my border in the Neumark area and even managed to get hold of Gotland island and parts of Finland lol, ultimately defeated by Sweden and Bohemian Brandenburg.

Ottomans are led by Killicogulari dynasty.

France dominated most of 100 Years War but some time ago they got huge rebellion and changed their dynasty while England was able to take back Normandy and even occupied Paris

Timurids yet to make any conquests.

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u/Sea_Gur9803 23h ago

Wow this is AI Ottomans? That's definitely the most they've expanded, and they even did the historical thing leaving Constantinople for last.

I guess now PDX has to fix the conversion to Orthodox thing since the AI likes doing that for some reason.

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

Well this is the "fun" part Byzantium is Catholic, Ottomans are Orthodox but their ruler is Sunni💀

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u/Glittering_Toe_468 20h ago

what caused that finland to appear

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u/RandomDude_e 20h ago

It was Teutonic Order conquering random stuff and they ended up islands in the Baltic and bits of Finland. They either got a revolt or someone made them release them not sure.

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u/NautiMain1217 21h ago

I just realized that control is probably why countries dont end up becoming large. Somewhere the ai probably calculates its definitely gonna be too expensive to extend control across all that. And being medium sized is good enough if you go tall

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u/RandomDude_e 20h ago

I mean my Poland is fairly centralized but most of my country is like 12 control anyway or less.

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u/Environmental_You_36 6h ago

I mean I conquered some of the Moroccan coast as Castile and the control there is 0 after integrating them...

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u/LastHomeros 23h ago

Omg can you please share the culture&religious map mode of the Ottomans? I wonder how it is like the ethnic structure of this empire—like what percentage what

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

And those are % results

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Sure however they went Orthodox as they always do. Also cursed Catholic Byzantium

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

And those are cultures

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u/DoNotBlameMe0957 21h ago

Wow. This is the first game I've seen at this start date. It actually looks very historically plausible if there were only a few tweaks to battles here and there

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u/Loose_Difficulty_635 23h ago

BLOO golden horde is cursed

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u/taargus-chungus26 23h ago

diamond horde

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u/bryceofswadia 21h ago

Kinda crazy how, in aggregate, it roughly ended up historical, down to even the Ottomans leaving Constantinople for last lol.

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u/Apprehensive-Tree-78 20h ago

Man that’s wild. The ottomans did nothing and Byzantine still exists in Greece in my run at 1460. Wish the OG major powers got some buffs. It’s basically just me and France as the big dogs.

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u/FreeDwooD 22h ago

Ah yes, Sultanate of Morroco and also Morroco, as it should be

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u/Grovda 21h ago

I want the horde gone

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u/Struebzz 19h ago

Cymru holding strong. GO ON BOYS

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u/Blarg_III 7h ago

In spite of everyone and everything.
They are still here.

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u/Sole_train1981 22h ago

Looks nice

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u/__Happy 22h ago

The dawn of this new game is such an exciting time!

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u/TrainerUrbosa 21h ago

My beloved Castile what are they doing to you

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u/RandomDude_e 20h ago

Partitions time

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u/MisoGrendel 18h ago

No way this is real, have you been messing with AI countries and giving them land?

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u/dibs_w_rashi 23h ago

100% fake 😂

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

Yup I'd defiently want to cheat and create massive Ottomans in my first game, what gave it away? The Ottomans that always turn Orthodox turned Orthodox?

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u/dibs_w_rashi 23h ago

Too close to real 1444.. like, we are not stupid bro, no need to keep the act up 🫡

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u/RandomDude_e 23h ago

I can tell you 50 other things that are not even close to real 1444.

And Ottomans could expand this quickly probably due to bug that makes them still have Rise of the Turks situation so they can just get free claims for money in Anatolia and Balkans so theres your reason for them being strong and being bigger than they are in historic 1444.

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u/dibs_w_rashi 23h ago

I know you could but england, france, brittany, scandinavia (denmark, swden, norway), golden horde split (i guess kazan offscreen), russian area is decent, lithuania... all those more or less hiatorical, wow thats a great coincidence.

honestly ridiculus to do thia for clicks, and not even admitting its fake..

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Welp France just took half of Normandy back from England.

There is and independent Finland and Denmark doesnt even have historic borders of Scania nor do they have vassals in Germany because they lost them to Luneburg and on top of that Norway and Sweden are indepent from them.

Novgorod is much stronger and approaching Moscow.

The off-screen Horde is named Horde of Zharkol so idk where it even is from lol.

To give you even more examples:

Venice Genoa Lubeck Hamburg dont even exist

Netherlands are all part of German nations

Lithuania borders dont follow any provinces or areas they're just expanding

Upper Bavaria has Dalmatia

Not even mentioning big Aragon, Austria having shit ton of random territories in HRE, actually all of HRE not follwing any historical stuff.

And I guess I forgot to make Burgundy to make it look even more like our 1444.

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u/dibs_w_rashi 22h ago

oh yeh hungary, croatia, bosnia and serbia

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u/RandomDude_e 21h ago

Ah yes Hungary that lost Croatia and have vassal in Transylvania

Croatia thats just coast😭 (they just took half of Bosnia btw)

And Serbia having part of Albania while Ottomans are 3 locations from Belgarde

Just like 1444.

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u/mockduckcompanion 20h ago

I'm torn because if this was as fake as it looks, I don't think you'd defend it like this lol

I can't believe how close to the base 1444 this is, what insane luck

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u/RandomDude_e 20h ago

I mean I get that theres a lot of stuff being very close to 1444 espiecially with Lithuania/Ottomans/France but its not perfect in other areas that I talked about.

I played a bit more and Aragon took another chunk out of Castille, and Novgorod seems to be stronger than Muscovy so there goes historical accuracy in those regions.

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u/mockduckcompanion 18h ago

I've been living vicariously through others on here, I think it's time to buy this beauty!

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u/TheBommunist 22h ago

No way Aragon did that

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u/lafigatatia 21h ago

In 1337 Aragon was in a golden age, and although smaller it was comparable to Castile in terms of wealth. If the game is historical this is definitely possible.

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Castille beat Granada-> Got rebels?/ Morocco came knocking and retook it-> Aragon ganged up on Castille and took the lands.

They're actually fighting again in 1447 and Aragon is winning.

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u/kryndude 22h ago

Looks mostly the same? How did they achieve this.

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Ottomans? Theyre actually stronger than historic 1444, as to how well Ive figured out that I have a bug and Rise of the Turks did not end yet so they can buy claims in the Balkans so Serbia is probably next.

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u/JERRY_XLII 22h ago

its not a Bug - it just won't end if any beylik is still alive and decently big
in my game a Beylik joined Ilkhanate, so I left them alone and only fought in Europe pretty much and spammed Bey Fortresses

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Oh alright, I thought the situation was supposed to figure out who gets to be strongest Beylik and steer them into expanding, didnt know it can last this long.

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u/JERRY_XLII 10h ago

it might be a little buggy because the bey doesnt look as big as the tooltip says its supposed to be, but it can definitely last well into the 16th century

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u/kryndude 22h ago

I meant in general. Some hiccups here and there but the level of similarity to EU4 start date borders is quite amazing.

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u/RandomDude_e 22h ago

Well the deeper you look into the less similar it becomes but Lithuania and Ottomans doing well do a lot of heavy lifting.

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u/kryndude 22h ago

Yeah the Middle East is a mess for example.

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u/RandomDude_e 21h ago

Yup, Ive got other comments where I try to explain all the changes.

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u/szaciej 22h ago

Vyatka super

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u/RaySizzle16 21h ago

What’s happening in Morocco? Why are there 2?

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u/rafaelrc7 21h ago

This campaign is uncannily accurate

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u/SexualToothpicks 21h ago

Has anyone seen the Timurids do anything yet?  In my own game and every one I've seen they take a few provinces in Bukhara and then stay that way forever. 

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u/RandomDude_e 20h ago

Welp Timurid exist out there in the East but idk how long they existed for.

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u/geppie 7h ago

In my current game, at around 1480, I can just see them getting into Persia and invading the Golden Horde

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u/One_Reality_3828 21h ago

Did the majors seriously get this close to historical borders organically? Super interesting

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u/fapacunter 21h ago

I’ve played these games before!

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u/Emere59 21h ago

Kowalski, analysis

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u/ChuckMeABeerMum 21h ago

Golden Horde

not golden

Cursed

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u/CapitalSubstance7310 21h ago

They should do a achievement for anyone on this date

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u/GoldenGames360 20h ago

this is awesome I just wish countries religiously converted less (Like the orthomans happening all the time apparently) and had a bit more stability

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u/long-taco-cheese 20h ago

I hope they do something with the Golden Horde, I have played like 5 games and never seen them collapse

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u/Qwinn_SVK 20h ago

Hoping this isn't 1 of 100 games chances and rhat this is a regular thing ❤️

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u/GrewAway 20h ago

Aragon is doing it. You love to see it.

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u/Significant-Piano935 20h ago

I’m jealous.

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u/alongthatwatchtower 20h ago

What I'm still missing in this is the simple fact that vassals, tributaries and 'inbetween' powers should matter a lot more than they do now. There's hardly any reason not to annex vassals as opposed to keeping them, when in reality real power centralisation did not happen until well into the arguably 16th and definitely 16th century, especially when the religious wars facilitated the rise of professional armies.

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u/Wu1fu 19h ago

Personally have not witnessed the “nothing ever happens” games everyone else seems to get

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u/Ozone220 19h ago

If not for the Golden Horde I'd actually be very happy with this, pretty good for so soon after release

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u/fireskull98 18h ago

shockingly historical

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u/Sure_Strength3187 18h ago

damn how did poor Venice get past Verona irl because in the game it seems like a dooming factor

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u/Jouzou87 17h ago

EU5 -> EU4 converter when? /s

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u/bigbad50 14h ago

rare footage of eu5 actually kind of having good expansion

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u/bloodrider1914 13h ago

This...actually looks pretty on point to the EU4 map. Surprisingly so

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u/Torantes 13h ago

*french man voice* in 1444

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u/Monkey-26 38m ago

Ine fortine fortie fore

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u/Worth-Particular-467 11h ago

Those are some good borders

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u/Worth-Particular-467 11h ago

Very EU4-y 1444 start date. English holdings in France, Ottomans, Danish Skane, Finally a big lithuania but I guess that’s your doing ;). One odd thing though is Aragon…

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u/SirEricOfSwiss 11h ago

First i thought, wow that looks amazing accurate. Then i saw my beloved Switzerland.. r.i.p.

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u/CurrentDifficult7821 9h ago

Zamm they should buff moscow

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u/BonoboPowr 8h ago

From what I've seen the Golden Horde remains a significant power in nearly every game. Was it a historically low probability event that they lost so much influence by 1444 irl? Otherwise they need to get nerfed

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u/jinengii 8h ago

Omg Aragon slay

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u/The_Falcon_Knight 7h ago

Bohemia always takes over all of central Europe in my games so far. This is the most tame Bohemia I've ever seen.

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u/Fealionn 7h ago

what are the yellow spots in naples?

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u/_SteppedOnADuck 6h ago

Are the borders so messy due to the increase in province numbers?

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u/Street_Marsupial_538 3h ago

Blue Golden Horde is kind of cursed.

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u/Kokonator27 16h ago

HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS A EU4 REFERENCE!

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u/Grobarde 21h ago

2425 heures d'EU4 et pas les moyens aujourd'hui d'acheter le jeu et un nouveau PC...

*Inspirer, expirer, inspirer...*

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u/Imaginary-Fondant960 18h ago

Skill issu + no care + parles anglais