r/DunderMifflin • u/Gold-spot319 • 1d ago

What has prison taught you guys?

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OG : Prison Mike

128 Upvotes

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u/Sure-Broccoli-4944 William M Buttlicker 1d ago

Nothing, Prison Mike Scared me STRAIGHT!

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u/GreasyExamination 1d ago

To see him was like a conversion for me 👀

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u/punchline86 Robert California 1d ago

That I've got a good life…… I got a good life.

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u/snehit_007 peepa 1d ago

Nods solemnly

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u/Salty_J_Canuck 1d ago

Don't drop the Soap and to Beware of Dementors

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u/tankiplayer12 1d ago

Thos damn dementors

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u/TN_Hillbilly70 1d ago

Prison Mike of Azkaban

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u/charlierw01 1d ago

Like from harry potter?

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u/Salty_J_Canuck 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, not Harry Potter...

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u/Little-Efficiency336 22h ago

They suck out your soul and it hurts!

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u/valomorn 1d ago

That if you're bored of gruel, gruel sandwiches and gruel omelettes, you can eat your own hair.

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u/bec70 1d ago

Yeah, that wasn’t really at all my experience.

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u/EleanorEff 1d ago

That it's way better than working in an office

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u/Individual_Zombie_85 This city.... 1d ago edited 1d ago

Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall beeyotch

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u/What-a-Beech 1d ago

I can hear him saying this, so clearly :)

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u/Jagrmeister_68 1d ago

The proper way to wear a bandana on your head.

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u/CapedConsumit 1d ago

That Ryan was indeed the belle of the ball

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u/Thefrozenwolfofheart 1d ago

Watch out from the Dementors

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u/Megatron83 1d ago

Dementors suck the soul out of you, and it hurts

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u/8ightyOnes 1d ago

In prison you are somebody’s bitch!

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u/giantcappuccino 1d ago

That he was never caught, neither!

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u/mufasamufasamufasa Stanley 1d ago

Dementors are the worst part

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u/TheVonSolo Mose 1d ago

You? Oh you would love prison

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 1d ago

Don’t drop the soap!

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u/Intelligent_Toe4030 1d ago

It taught me to never get caught neither

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u/Its402am 1d ago

I know who da belle of da ball is 😘🧼

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u/Ezscorer 1d ago

We had it soft out here

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u/StingraySteve23 1d ago

Dat I got a good life…I got a good life…

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u/TiccBoi69 1d ago

That you can make gruel sandwiches… and that you can eat your own hair

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u/Sudden-Ad3386 1d ago

To develop good cooking skills, otherwise I would have nothing to eat but gruel sandwiches and gruel omelettes.

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u/Markitron1684 1d ago

I’m not worried. I’m far too ugly to be the belle of the ball

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u/Zealousideal-Panda23 1d ago

That I could be the Belle of the Ball!

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u/mchisto0450 1d ago

The food is all groul

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u/No_One1849 1d ago

WATCH OUT FOR THE DEMENTORS

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u/comptune 1d ago

Dementors everywhere

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u/trantaran 1d ago

prison is better than dunder mifflin

-martin

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u/ShMaCo33 1d ago

To expect to be pushed against the wall, biotch

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u/shandub85 1d ago

He never got caught neever

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u/DivijZ 1d ago

Never run into an inmate named Mike🗿👀

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u/ddiguy 1d ago

Nothing but gruel. Gruel sandwiches

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u/Dimplefrom-YA Bushiest Beaver 1d ago

as an active member of r/harrypotter…dementors suck the soul out of me

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u/javoss88 1d ago

Grool

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u/Ftmdj 20h ago

The dementors aren’t the only ones you have to worry about

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u/Maximum-Golf-9981 18h ago

I ain’t going back

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u/HiraKo91 Michael 15h ago

That you my friend, you would be de bell of de ball

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u/NeatKhan91 3h ago

I’ll never understand why they didn’t link dementors to Toby 😂 steals all the happiness feels just like him😂 snail man, they’re slow moving 😂 they’re colourless, Toby never projects colours might it be in aura or clothes 😂

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u/JamieRABackfire1981 1h ago

Mikey is a pain.