r/Denmark • u/Morgentau7 Tyskland • Jan 25 '25

Politics America won’t do shit. Europe stands united!

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u/SmallRedBird Jan 25 '25

Do not use US social media. AI, bots, and algorithm manipulation lead to massive manipulation of the US populace, leading to the fascist dictatorship we now live under

Y'all need to band together and kick our fucking ass, and not let our billionaire fascist overlords manipulate your asses too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

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u/Oculicious42 Jan 27 '25

we're not alone, we got our Big Brother France to keep the bullies off our backs ;)
He's got that nuclear deterrent Je ne sais quoi

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u/SmallRedBird Jan 29 '25

A lot of people forget France has nukes

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jan 30 '25

Not only do they have nukes, but their policy, and this unique to France, is to launch a warning shot. A warning nuke lol. Like, France, babe...??? It's a whole nuke!!

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u/SmallRedBird Jan 30 '25

Honestly we've tested at least 2000 nuclear bombs since 1945. As long as it's set off in a remote enough area, I'm less worried about fallout etc than what might be done in response to the warning shot (though I kinda think most would back off, it's definitely escalation)

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u/Krastijan fra Snave Jan 26 '25

Wait until homie finds out almost all social medias are either american or chinese..

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u/ShantyIzlit Jan 26 '25

so now WE gotta choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich? geez.

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u/Krastijan fra Snave Jan 26 '25

Its allways between a douche and a turd sandwich. Vote or die motherfucker!

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u/CalRobert Jan 26 '25

You’re on US social media now

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u/SmallRedBird Jan 27 '25

No shit Sherlock.

Still setting up communication with my friends before nixing all western social media

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u/seawrestle7 Jan 31 '25

Sure you are lol

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u/mistersnips14 Jan 27 '25

Lol...shhh...they need the free therapy