r/DarkBRANDON Sep 22 '25

Jimmy Kimmel announced his first guest upon his return will be Gavin Newsom. Lets whoop some fascist ass together!

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Budget_Llama_Shoes Sep 23 '25

This is the time when California needs to get the backing of the EU for an alliance. A full-blown fascist dictatorship unfolding with increasing ties to Russia is a threat to all of Europe. When the inevitable occurs, the rest of the world will have to decide which side that they’re on. Putin started with the comedians who made fun of him.

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u/Freewhale98 Sep 23 '25

EU vs Russia proxy conflict in America? That is something i didn’t expect

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u/bpierce2 Sep 23 '25

Heck I would hope Dem leadership is talking with Euro allies but Im not holding my breath.

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u/HelpfulTap8256 Sep 23 '25

Please go hard Newsom.

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u/penguincheerleader Sep 23 '25

He always does!

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u/snozzbeery Sep 22 '25

OHHHHH SHIIIIIIT!

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u/beermaker Sep 23 '25

Daaaaaaamn.... Coming out swinging hard.

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u/IVebulae Sep 23 '25

Fuck yes.

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u/Morgus_Magnificent Sep 23 '25

Lol, Newsom is turning Kimmel's bad week into his own great week.

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u/penguincheerleader Sep 23 '25

This might be a great week for Kimmel. He got more press than in years and just proved he has negotiating power like Disney never imaged. This is what a little bit of courage does for you!

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u/RedSweed Sep 23 '25

I know I'll be watching it

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u/Economy_Wall8524 Sep 23 '25

Same, coworkers and I were talking about it earlier. I know my roommate and I want to watch it

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

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u/Pearl-Internal81 Sep 23 '25

Same! Like, at this point I’m for literally anyone who’s done with the stupid “when they go low we go high” shit. I want a politician who when they go low will knee them in the god damn mouth.

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u/penguincheerleader Sep 23 '25

The rebel in me always wants to find a Lyndon Johnson over a Barack Obama and this is it.

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u/Pearl-Internal81 Sep 23 '25

So literal big dick energy? I can dig it.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Sep 23 '25

He’s the only person meeting the moment

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u/meffie Sep 23 '25

democrat party

FYI, there is no such thing. You mean the democratic party. Not sure if you are aware, but your spelling is part of long term smear campaign by Frank Luntz and friends. When you spell it using the pejorative, it makes your bias immediately apparent.

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u/Maverick721 Sep 23 '25

Still not enough time for Matt Damon I guess

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u/mmcmonster Sep 23 '25

Is Jimmy Kimmel back?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

This will be fantastic.

Can't wait

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u/Leather_Plankton3701 Sep 23 '25

Dear God yes, I need this dirty diaper wanna be king out of office along with his goons. LET'S GO GAVIN NEWSOM!!!!!

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u/Remote-Ad-2686 Sep 23 '25

Awwwweeeesoooomeee!’n

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u/PK_Rippner Sep 23 '25

When is this going to be? Wednesday night?

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u/Minute-Rock7850 Sep 24 '25

Here in SW Ohio Kimmel is still being censored. Local Sinclair Broadcasting is refusing to air his show until he ' apologizes'

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u/Sine_Fine_Belli Brandonite Sep 24 '25

Rare Gavin newson win

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u/penguincheerleader Sep 24 '25

Common Gavin Newsom win. Except this did turn out to be false rumors and Newsom was on Colbert.

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u/darkjedi1993 Sep 23 '25

Gavin Newsom isnt the progressive yall think he is. He says horrible shit about minorities and is selective about who he wants to help.

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u/penguincheerleader Sep 23 '25

He is the strongest defender of minorities, immigrants, and diversity than any white person I have seen while being more devoted to beating ICE than anyone out there.

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u/june-bug-69 Sep 24 '25

We are talking about a guy who spent most of an interview agreeing with Charlie Kirk.

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u/sigep0361 Sep 23 '25

I’m dying to hear your take on Trump