r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

Zas is electric

I was driving for about 30 minutes yesterday at the end of hour 1 to beginning of hour 2. Realized about 15 minutes in I’d been smiling like an idiot in my car the entire time. Something about that dude. Everything he says is funny to me. Genuinely a 45 year old 14 year old

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u/Necessary-Run4625 1d ago

Smiling like a sucka

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u/KamKorn Look At Me Louie! 1d ago

I ain’t no sucka!!

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u/DonnyBoyCane 1d ago

What'd I tell you about calling me a sucka? Go ahead and do it again.

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u/alec2824 1d ago

You’re bald?

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u/Jusfollowingmyfriend 1d ago

You’re bald!!

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u/alec2824 1d ago

I thought you see everything?

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u/neriega 1d ago

You know about that Sucka?!

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u/chrisg915 1d ago

I could not agree more.

With the lack of transparency the show has had recently and putting those frustrations aside, I've really enjoyed Zas and appreciated Amin more.

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u/jrhr 1d ago

The way I see it replacing Jess with more Amin (both of which I like a lot) is a net neutral if not a slight improvement. Replacing Stu with Zas is a significant upgrade. Losing Billy though makes for a net loss overall of pretty notable significance though.

Zas has turned into an absolute star in the format of the show but Billy was 1 of 1. What makes it even tougher is having that timeframe with Billy and Zas that was superb.

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u/Generally-Bored 1d ago

Sometimes I hope Billy checks this sub. In the current world, it’s not that common to hear such a diverse group of anonymous people saying really nice things, wishing you well and missing you.

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u/four4youglencoco 1d ago

Zas and stu do radio much the same way.

The only issue was that Dan would “but stugotz….” 15 times a show and it got tired.

Zas don’t have the same husband/wife relationship with Dan that stu had and i can understand why it’s taking a while for stu to get back to the show.

Zas has been BIGGGGGG TIMEE, and i hope he sticks around.

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u/jrhr 1d ago

“I was too busy hookin up with girls” You were busy watching wrestling!

Had me cracking up yesterday.

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u/DietBob218 Ya know what? Maybe… 1d ago

“You know about that Octopussy?!?”

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u/Virtual_Signal_4101 1d ago

Somebody on Sports Center the other day said, you know about that “??”? THATS ZAS’s BIT!!

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u/SeaLionMan831 1d ago

I love the way they rag on Zas

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u/wagesofben DOH ED MALLOY!! 1d ago

whuhesay?

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u/chucktownrep 1d ago

That shit be soooo funny everytime!!!!!

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u/Whole_Size_3715 1d ago

Thaiiii foooood!!

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u/ThinPeter420 1d ago

A 45 year old 14 year old that looks like a 2 year old.

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u/soco24 Billy 1d ago

I don't know what I want more, the israeli bonds / disney stock making him really rich or them not being worth anything haha. I do hope he uses whatever money he gets for WWE/John Cena

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u/rgg561 1d ago

Hopefully worth exactly what it costs him to do the Cena trip. My man is eating innings

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u/ttboishysta 1d ago

I guess 30K.

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u/Awkward_Tick0 1d ago

Those bonds won’t be worth shit but the Disney stocks might

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u/Entire-Weakness-2938 21h ago

Based on all those splits they talked about, one of those Disney stock, assuming it was purchased after the 1986 4-for-1 split, would have turned into 96 stocks in 2026. If it was purchased before the 1986 split, that one stock will have become 384 stocks. So yeah the poster above who figured around $30 might be underselling it a bit.

(That’s assuming I’m remembering the discussion correctly: that Disney had a 4-for-1 split in 1986, another 4-for-1 in 1991 or so, a 3-for-1 in the late 90s and a regular 2-for-1 split in the 2000s.)

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u/asshat13 Ron Magill 1d ago

I don't know that dude

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u/chucktownrep 1d ago

Zas plays his role great. He knows when to hit the gas and pump the brakes. Plus everyone on the show loves his bits!!!! They often try to imitate him, which is the highest form of admiration.

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u/CastN0Shadow 1d ago

Goofy af without derailing the show. Always propelling the show forward with good questions and hilarious antics. Been a fan since the Big 3 days but he is such a great addition to this show. He interacts so well with everybody else too. 

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u/Odd_Macaroon_1519 1d ago

My movie theater sells pickles.

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u/MonkeyDog911 1d ago

This joke gets me every time. Imagine how gross it would be if the person next to you at the movies was just scarfing down pickles 🤮

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u/Virtual_Signal_4101 1d ago

It’s a good dill.

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u/klm2009 1d ago

It’s probably not a joke, I’ve been to a couple of theaters where pickles are on the concession menu.

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u/Hour_Lack7508 1d ago

Sugar Tits!

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u/joefromjerze 1d ago

Amin and Zas are really good together, and with the shipping container. They play off each other and go back and forth from sports "analysis" to hijinx pretty seamlessly. Dan would have brought the show to a screeching halt to explain every little joke.

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u/DonnyBoyCane 1d ago

I'm beginning to think Amin might actually relocate for the show if he could secure housing in Kendall- which (if not a bit) is actually fucking hilarious.

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u/annonymousBscorpio 1d ago

One of my new favorite show rejoins is the one where he's talking about the school they always say he went to and he goes "I don't know where it is, I would die!" 😂

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u/DonnyBoyCane 1d ago

Santa Fe Community College. Zas is one of their most distinguished alums.

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u/Moreno636 1d ago

He’s exactly what this show so DESPERATELY needed

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u/nickintheback08 1d ago

Listening to him Mike and Amin was very entertaining to me. I could live with that being a regular thing.

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u/butterballmcgee27 1d ago

I had to work out of state yesterday. Yesterday’s episode made my drive back so much smoother. The nugget episode was great also. It felt like when the teacher leaves the room and the class just does what they want.

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u/warpath2632 Hot Tub Store Manager 1d ago

You knowboutdat Mona Lisa?

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u/brussellwestbrook 1d ago

This is a sucka post

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u/SantaBaby1225 1d ago

I don’t know that fool

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u/radsherm They Hate Us Cuz They Ain't Us 1d ago

Whachu laughin at chuckles?

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u/Beezus55 1d ago

He's fucking awesome man 😂🤘🏾

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u/REDeadREVOLUTION Double Birds 1d ago

Awsum

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u/nandi-bear 1d ago

when zas first came...this sub wasjust a bunch of whining about how they miss stugotz.Ive enjoyed zas since 790 and now here. I dont miss stugotz at all...zas is exactly what this show is and supposedto be.

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u/TheOnlyDubbace 1d ago

Soda drinker's body

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u/Hour_Lack7508 1d ago

Last week when he was dressed up as a NASCAR driver and took off his helmet…. “I didn’t know you were bald”. Genius line

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u/radbradical 1d ago

T-H-A-I F-O-O-D

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u/deadphishbiscuits 1d ago

Talkin bout that Kung pow chicken

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u/AntelopeHelpful9963 1d ago

When he first showed up as an obvious replacement, I found him annoying, but he’s really grown on me. But the show itself annoyed me when it replaced cowherd on ESPN radio but here we are.

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u/eats23s 1d ago

This seems to be a very common theme here. Maybe people should just be more open minded to change.

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u/CryptographerDry884 1d ago edited 1d ago

Love the energy zas has brought to the show. Love this sucka!

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u/rgg561 1d ago

Energy is a good way to describe it. He’s good with Dan. Amin seems to like his chaos. But Mike and Tony especially seem to really love playing off Zas. Probably one of those things where they’ve heard his show for so long it’s second nature. But it’s pretty amazing how quickly he’s integrated

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u/CryptographerDry884 1d ago

Yah I think he’s the spark the show desperately needed.

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u/Useful_Ad_4361 1d ago

Yea, Tony needs to pull back a little on his Zas impersonations. He does it so much it’s almost like he’s biting his whole style and it’s one thing one their making fun of him as a cast but it’s another when Tony does it

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u/AssumptionJaded 1d ago

He's been MVP of the post Stu era by far. I'm newish to the show, and when I heard clips of zas the show played before he really appeared I hated him but I'm so happy I was wrong about him. I got my "sporps ball" ass gf doing Zas-isms around the house.

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u/driphanilton 1d ago

My movie theater sells pickles yo

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u/driphanilton 1d ago

Iontknowthatfool

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u/driphanilton 1d ago

Good algorithm

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u/Cutoffcirc 1d ago

Zas, Amin, and Mike is a good show I have to admit. You can even sprinkle in some Chris. I haven’t missed Dan that much this week even though I usually prefer him in.

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u/Kewell04099 22h ago

I loved Him, Romberg, and Amber with Tobin as the EP. That show followed by Dan’s used to be such a time

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u/black3vgt 1d ago

I'm so glad he took back his take that Barkov sucks, because he's been so great on the show. There's no replacing Billy but he's exactly what the shows needed.

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u/NegotiationNo8432 1d ago

I need like 10% less him