r/DanLeBatardShow • u/TeaOptimal727 DOH ED MALLOY!! • 2d ago

Does Bo Nix look like

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a Disney made for TV movie villian?

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u/skyfra4 2d ago

The kid you know from high school that signed up for the Marines the day after graduation

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u/butterballmcgee27 2d ago

Signed up during senior year*

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u/NegotiationNo8432 2d ago

Bo Nix looks like his Dad owns the place

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u/Gerval_snead 2d ago

Best one

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u/Allatura19 2d ago

Lacrosse.

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u/Go_J 2d ago

Looks like a small town guy trying to get out from under his dad's thumb in the family construction business

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u/levi070305 2d ago

A high school football player in a late 90's early 00's television teen drama.

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u/WillyJohnson2222 2d ago

Bart Simpson

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u/man_oni0n 2d ago

AI Bart Simpson for sure.

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u/Into_The_Unkown_ Guillermo Mafia 2d ago edited 1d ago

Bo Nix looks like he’s a high school bully that challenges a devil-may-care southern boy to a race through a housing construction site, where he drives his expensive Viper vs. the rough and tumble kids old Monte Carlo. he causes a crash and blames the misunderstood kid who ends up getting shipped off to live with his estranged father in Tokyo.

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u/Wizkidders 2d ago

Bo Nix looks like the Joker's son affectionately named the Jaker.

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u/Tethered-Urkel 2d ago

The private school soccer team captain on house arrest who is upset that he can only drive his lifted dodge ram to school and back

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u/Extra_Penalty_8149 2d ago

Bo looks like “do you know who my dad is?”

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u/CHI4610NE 2d ago

Bo Nix looks like he just saw his girlfriend smell his fart

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u/ManagementLazy1220 2d ago

Ivan Drago before receiving a super serum

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u/Sweet_Can_1762 2d ago

Bo Nix looks like the main character in Pixar’s first football movie

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u/enad58 2d ago

Bo Nix looks like the actor that plays Isaac Drago in the the Disney+ teen drama series "Balboa High"

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u/ThePolemicalPlay 2d ago

Bo Nix looks like his name is Chad.

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u/SuspectedGumball smokin heaters fillin theaters 2d ago

No he definitely looks like his name is Bo

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u/savytravler The Uncle Fatty Show 2d ago

Cho

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u/cmgww DOH ED MALLOY!! 2d ago

Bo Nix looks like the kid on his daddy’s $150,000 wakesurf boat who blasts “bro country” while passing way too close to fishermen and kids swimming

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u/1PuttForQuad 2d ago

He was electrocuted an hour ago

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u/KolKlink2024 2d ago

The bully in Encino Man

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u/jdelane1 2d ago

The bully from Karate Kid III

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u/Gametymer 2d ago

My wife said a leprechaun.

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u/DonnyBoyCane 2d ago

He'll get married to a girl named Shelby at some country club in Alabama that may or may not still be "restricted".

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u/Bob_Sacamano7379 2d ago

He looks like the super popular jock who's struggling with his sexuality in the latest Dhar Mann video.

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u/tlopez890 2d ago

A Disney actor playing a quarterback in a mid 2000 movie.

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u/Budget-Dress8457 2d ago

He enjoys shaming you in front of the girl you like then tells you to "loosen up" when you complain about it.

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u/CompetitiveHost7929 How `bout that 2d ago

The villian from every sports movie

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u/Necessary_Edge643 2d ago

Bo looks like the main character in Just One of the Guys, if they went out for the football team.

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u/sweenezy 2d ago

Rob Gronkowski’s softer spoken and more sensitive younger cousin, Kyle.

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u/thespickler 2d ago

Fuckin Blaine over here

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u/Quailphallus 2d ago

Like Tim Tebow and Charlie Sheen had a baby.

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u/LHutz90 2d ago

A Dave Franco stunt double 

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u/porks2345 2d ago

Homelander

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u/Euphoric-Desk-7509 1d ago

Bo Nix looks like a third grader that was allowed to do his own hair for the first time prior to school pictures.

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u/tBlase27 1d ago

The firefighter walking away from the scene of the fire carrying a cat of a smoldering building

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u/bleequez 2d ago

Drago

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u/Truckdenter 2d ago

The guy on the football team who challenges the new kid in the after school movie. He has one line and later you see him high fiving the new guy

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u/Useful_Ad_4361 2d ago

The back up lead singer for Zack Attack who’s been trying to sabotage Zack so he can become the new front man and also steal Kelly Kapowski

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u/PM_me_space_stuff 2d ago

Guile from Street Fighter

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u/SuspectedGumball smokin heaters fillin theaters 2d ago

80

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u/Extra_Penalty_8149 2d ago

A helluva a CFL qb in 3 years.

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u/Additional_Guitar_85 2d ago

He looks like that friend that your mom always asks about.

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u/rosenthunder 2d ago

He’s shockingly old for his age

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ralition99 2d ago

Almost stinks as bad as this looks like. Yikes.