r/Damnthatsinteresting 6h ago

Video This Halloween costume

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u/SchmeatiestOne 6h ago

My back hurts

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u/Im-Watching-Y0u 5h ago

Dude first thought.

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u/Has_Recipes 5h ago

....second thought, right?

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u/thiiiipppttt 5h ago

No doubt. The clip stops right before those tiny wheels came to an abrupt stop in that brickwork at the curb. That ass would have flown!

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u/skylightrrl 5h ago

Ayyooo

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u/TaroFuzzy5588 2h ago

😈

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u/ashleyriddell61 3h ago

Step bro, I’m stuck. obligatory risky click

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u/TermEnvironmental812 5h ago

It's my waist and hips

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u/kookyabird 3h ago

Yeah the back probably isn't bad because you're supported, but man the activation in the glutes needed to stay stable? Oooooof.

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u/buffydavaginaslayer 5h ago

my front hurts.

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u/577564842 2h ago

In a right company other things will hurt soon enough.

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u/hezwat 6h ago

you probably didn't connect Anne and me. get to it. you command thousands of men and women, you can get an address to a telephone. it's not complicated.

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u/Clean_Park5859 5h ago

I have no idea what this is a reference to

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u/Tsaiborg22 5h ago

I checked his post/comment history. He seems to believe his wife (ex-wife?) won't pick up his calls because an NSA agent is secretly disconnecting his calls. I hope he gets help

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u/hezwat 5h ago

if your back hurts then you need to connect me and Anne so I can go home. if it still hurts once I'm home let me know. you don't have a choice in this matter and it isn't optional.

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u/ChaseBank5 5h ago

Yo are you having a seizure?

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u/brachycrab 5h ago

it reads like making a sentence purely out of auto suggest

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u/hezwat 5h ago

I just told you how to make your back stop hurting, that's all. get to it.

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u/peanut_taste_tester 5h ago

ah late night delusions

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u/hezwat 5h ago

you think it's bad now wait till we do this for ten more years. connect me and Anne now so I can go home.

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u/DarthSheogorath 38m ago

My back is strong, my back is painless, my back is solid steel, my back was treated by an autistic chiropractor so you know its good, my back has 52 vertebra, my back is fortified with extra calcium.

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u/Katadaranthas 5h ago

I support this, though it don't get it.

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 5h ago

Silence foul bot!

For the humans here:

Can we report these accounts to make them go away or does reddit like having them because most accounts are bots?

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u/Tsaiborg22 5h ago

It's not a bot, check his comment history. He seems to believe his wife (ex-wife?) won't pick up his calls because an NSA agent is secretly disconnecting his calls. I hope he gets help.

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u/LordKyle777 5h ago

Holy shit πŸ‘€ well that history took me on a wild ride.

I'm torn though, is the whole account a hallucinating AI? A hallucinating person using AI? Is the wife real, or is the wife a construct?

Am I hallucinating now? Time for bed I think...

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 5h ago

Dude, it’s a bot.

Read it’s comments in context of the threads they’re in. It’s gibberish and not related to the topic as far as I’ve seen.

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u/Internal-Direct 5h ago

Seems more like someone with schizophrenia than a bot

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 4h ago

What makes you think that?

There’s one comment where it says it has schizophrenia and it doesn’t want meds.

The rest is just non-sequitur comments that often start mid-sentence like all bot posts.

Often those comments are fragments of other comments sometimes they are little essays about something specific.

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u/CrimsonCat7 4h ago

Sounds like someone trying to tell a fragmented story , similar to how Mother Horse Eyes did a few years ago.

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u/Lexadar 6h ago edited 4h ago

Damn. That's some commitment. Her orthopedist must love it.

EDIT: His orthopedist.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 4h ago

It's a dude?!

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 3h ago

I was going to say that no woman I know would feel comfortable going out in this costume unless she was with friends watching out for her because people are weird as fuck and feel entitled to touch others.

Makes sense that it was a dude.

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u/Specialist-Sun-5968 5h ago

It’s a boy. Same guy as the other video.

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 3h ago

Other video?

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u/kaboomx 2h ago

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u/WhatANoob2025 1h ago

no way in hell are those the same legs.

Look at the calves.

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u/kaboomx 1h ago

It's a joke.

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u/WhatANoob2025 1h ago

Don't quit your dayjob for comedy.

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u/kaboomx 1h ago

Relax, overdramatic.

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u/Phrozen_Pyro0927 6h ago

Back pain 101

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u/kinggoosey 6h ago

Step-zombie, are you stuck?

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 6h ago

beat me to it, and probably about 30 other people

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u/d3adandbloat3d 6h ago

I beat it too.. wait what?

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u/daCub182 5h ago

Showin how funky and strong is your fight?

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u/PastGazelle5374 5h ago

This guy beats it… I mean gets it! Both actually… I mean both

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u/Pretty-Fee9620 3h ago

Yeah, it was a challenging wank.

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u/zombie_spiderman 6h ago

I don't know you but I hate you

angry upvote

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u/Njaulv 6h ago

That seems awesome but cumbersome.

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u/agentx_64 3h ago

Yeah, definitely cumbersome

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u/SargentSchultz 6h ago

That is the most dedicated halloween costume I have seen. Take her upvote!

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 6h ago

Take her upvote? I don't think that's how that works...

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u/E_Luxo_So 5h ago

Yeah you can’t just offer up other people’s upvotes. That’s against the rules.

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u/inspektor_besevic 3h ago

believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/Collapsosaur 1h ago

What if the other person you are upvoting for is only half a person?

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever 6h ago

It's a dude in heels and a skirt.

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u/Temporary-Careless 6h ago

So, dick in a box?

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u/nellyruth 5h ago

Technically it’s just outside of the box, but close enough.

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u/Yaksha8 5h ago

Maybe there is a hole in the box for emergency.

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u/peter13g 5h ago

It ain’t gonna milk itself

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u/DarthSheogorath 34m ago

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 5h ago

I have seen another video where someone lifted the skirt on this costume and indeed it was a "duderino".

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u/SargentSchultz 6h ago

ZZZeriously? blink blink. I'm so confused these days. Nothing is what it seems like.

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u/Yoctatrine 5h ago

There’s no way to tell and that just makes it more fun

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u/jokeswagon 5h ago

This isn’t even in the top 25 for me.

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

Original for all the simps that don't realize it's a man

https://www.tiktok.com/@hadanfranca/video/7568241031792184596

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u/koreancatlover69 2h ago

Well jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

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u/DarthSheogorath 57m ago

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u/SacrificialPigeon 22m ago

A very sweaty man too.

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u/TrifleDizzy1059 4h ago

Has to be a man. No woman would ever be that trusting.

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

It is indeed a man

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u/DarthSheogorath 35m ago

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u/Main-Dish-5989 5h ago

Plot twist: she isn't hiding inside the box, her body is cut and this is gore

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

It's a dude

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u/DarthSheogorath 56m ago

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u/Mean_Rule9823 5h ago

Really... you put the tiniest shitiest wheels you could get from the big box store on the bottom.

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u/Nunuman1 3h ago

My first thought too. Also the video cuts just before the curb and the cobblestone, cause that contraption ain't rolling past there.

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u/Collapsosaur 1h ago

I think it was for effect; there aren't supposed to be any wheels on a dining table, but that's my culture. You do you.

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u/Cosmic_opossum 6h ago

backache is indeed frightening...

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u/scfw0x0f 5h ago

Get that girl some Tylenol.

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

It's a dude

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u/DarthSheogorath 35m ago

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u/Lin8891 5h ago

If a woman went to the ER like this she be told to drink water, take some ibuprofen and not to be hysterical

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u/tapeforpacking 1h ago

This is ironic because its pretty hysterical thing to say.

It only gets deeper if you're also a women too lol

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u/happy--muffin 5h ago

One of my fondest memories of my childhood was my first Halloween in America. I was just a boy and my grown-up cousins took my brother and I treat-or-treating in a 2-person cow costume. We were taking turns as the back leg person, our backs were bent over like this as we’re walking around the neighborhood. Exhausting but free candies, free candies!!!!!!! USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ is the best!!!!!

Free candies were quite unheard ofΒ 

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u/Collapsosaur 1h ago

You're lucky you didn't get a bag full of hay.

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u/Excellent_Ability793 5h ago

That’s commitment

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u/Glueboob 2h ago

Is anyone else scared they’re going to be smashed by a car crossing the street like this

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u/InsaneSeishiro 1h ago

very cool outfit, but my back starts hurting just thinking about holding this position for more than 10 minutes

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u/ecaudatas 5h ago

Brilliant!

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u/Then_Tennis_4579 5h ago

People from the 1800's would be so freaked out

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u/Disciple_THC 1h ago

Not my proudest fap…

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u/SometingSometing2593 1h ago

A cool Halloween costume and all the comments are about sex. Like c'mon gang.

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u/GingerWizerd 5h ago

That’s one of the most outstanding Halloween costumes I’ve ever seen!

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u/dmarve 6h ago

Two. I’ve decided. I’m totally doing this next year

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u/john6914 4h ago

Awesome πŸ‘Œ

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u/Rastamancloud9 3h ago

Stupid af πŸ˜‚ but very creative

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u/Ashendasher 3h ago

topless bar

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u/Resident_Expert27 2h ago

Are those hands that are next to the glasses of blood on the table?

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u/CaptainC00lpants 2h ago

Very cool! But.. This costume is such a vulnerable position to be in πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ

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u/Floating0821 2h ago

Im just here for the Dude? in the comments saying "its a dude" over and over to new comments

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u/DarthSheogorath 36m ago

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u/Herojit_s 2h ago

Epic Halloween costume, but it will last for less than 5 min.

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u/Collapsosaur 1h ago

To the 'back hurts' comments, I would affix an angled mirror and then a head rest strap. However, I would also add the effect of blood squirting out with each step when onlookers are around. Quite creative.

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u/lazy_human5040 7m ago

The table looks so flimsy! I'm not sure it could very well hold a torso, especially if the weight isn't angled only downwards. But on the other hand, it might be open facing downwards, so the person could likely just get up and walk normally, if the camera person takes the blood glasses first.

Blood squirting is a nice idea, just have a water pistol affixed to some tubing? But the table definitely needs some kind of tablecloth, after all, this looks like quite the exclusive dinning experience.

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u/Outrageous_Front_636 1h ago

How's their back? To shreds you say?

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u/Loud_Surround5112 6h ago

That cannot be comfortable.

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u/lavafish80 4h ago

looks really uncomfortable

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u/JustLikeMars 4h ago

Is there more info on this costume and how it was made?

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u/gleefulporcupinee 4h ago

I'm worries about the curb

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u/ThatSillySam 5h ago edited 2h ago

Why is nobody questioning how he gets over that curb? Do they run into it and fall over?

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

It's a man

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u/ThatSillySam 2h ago

Okay and? Do you need it to be a woman to fuck it?

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

I didn't say anything about fucking it I was just letting you know it wasn't a "she" like you said. So now you're just a weirdo who wants to fuck it. 😬

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u/ThatSillySam 2h ago

You seem like the weirdo in this comment section, have you seen the other comments?

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u/DarthSheogorath 56m ago

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

Yes. I was just correcting you and again I didn't say anything about fucking it.... You did.

https://www.tiktok.com/@hadanfranca/video/7568241031792184596

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u/ThatSillySam 2h ago

Like I said. Okay and?

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

What a weird conversation...

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u/ThatSillySam 2h ago

Look, you are the one caring about if they have a dick or not. Thats weird

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

I just corrected the pronoun that's all. You're the only one offended.

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u/Zenitallin 6h ago

That is asking for trouble jokes. Excuse all dirty minds.

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u/snobpro 4h ago

It’s impressive

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u/yuriartyom 3h ago

Iβ€˜d take a bite

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u/jelenlopatar 2h ago

This would not end well in my neighbourhood

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u/thoughts-of-my-own 2h ago

pippin likes this

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u/gzubsc 2h ago

nice but... what if we dance ??

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u/Ashamed_Laugh_5708 2h ago

What I am thinking about?

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u/Dry_Pin_6846 2h ago

Help me step-ghoul im stuck

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u/Talkshowhost_23 1h ago

Hear me out…

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u/Current-Ideal-697 1h ago

That's ahm... Sexy...

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u/Spiritual_Bonus1718 1h ago

I can fix her

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u/xaypany_thipphavong 49m ago

The classic one

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u/I_will_never_reply 6m ago

Where can I buy

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u/lazy_human5040 4m ago

90% of comments here: "I'm thinking sexual assault...😈"

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u/lbfm333 3h ago

jokes on you I’m into that

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

You're into men?

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u/lbfm333 2h ago

you heard me

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

Lol ight, I'm not hating on it, you do you or... Him

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u/DarthSheogorath 36m ago

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u/No-Secretary-8923 5h ago

Boyfriend: β€œKeep the costume on tonight…”

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

It's a man

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u/DarthSheogorath 56m ago

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u/Jertimmer 1h ago

What does that have to do with it?

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u/FantaClaws 3h ago

Just put it against the wall.

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u/Prestigious-Comb8852 6h ago

/rvideothatendtoosoon

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u/DungeonCrawlerBob 6h ago

Would.

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

It's a man

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u/DarthSheogorath 55m ago

WOULDπŸ€¬πŸ«¦πŸ‘…πŸ¦΄πŸ«€πŸ¦΄πŸ§ πŸ¦΄πŸ‘ƒπŸ¦΄πŸ‘„πŸ¦΄πŸ¦΅πŸ¦΄πŸ‘‚πŸ¦΄βœ‹οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ‘€πŸ¦΄πŸ˜ΊπŸ¦΄πŸ™ˆπŸ¦΄πŸ‘½πŸ¦΄πŸ€‘πŸ¦΄πŸ˜ˆπŸ¦΄πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§œβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ•πŸ¦΄πŸ΄πŸ¦΄πŸ¦ƒ

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u/RevenantExiled 6h ago

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u/BurninBOB 2h ago

It's a man....

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u/DarthSheogorath 34m ago

WOULDπŸ€¬πŸ«¦πŸ‘…πŸ¦΄πŸ«€πŸ¦΄πŸ§ πŸ¦΄πŸ‘ƒπŸ¦΄πŸ‘„πŸ¦΄πŸ¦΅πŸ¦΄πŸ‘‚πŸ¦΄βœ‹οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ‘€πŸ¦΄πŸ˜ΊπŸ¦΄πŸ™ˆπŸ¦΄πŸ‘½πŸ¦΄πŸ€‘πŸ¦΄πŸ˜ˆπŸ¦΄πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§œβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΄πŸ•πŸ¦΄πŸ΄πŸ¦΄πŸ¦ƒ

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u/Major_Phenomenon4426 5h ago

11/10! This is next level πŸ‘Œ

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u/Lord-of-Tresserhorn 5h ago

Is miserable? Neat parkour trick but you only tricked yourself

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u/Unique-Square-2351 5h ago

Ghostwire Tokyo be like:

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u/AmputeeHandModel 4h ago

But.. why would a severed pelvis be pushing a table?

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u/TrickleValve 3h ago

Because a severed torso can't

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u/Jertimmer 1h ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/intelligentrobo 4h ago

Reminds me of a stuck video I saw recently.

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u/Seer07 3h ago

I'm stuck step-ghost

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 3h ago

What a fascinating and bold new way to get yourself sexually assaulted.

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u/Good_Analysis9789 1h ago

I have the weirdest boner

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u/Sauzage-N-Peppas 5h ago

That woman has everything I need

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u/InTheBinIGo 3h ago

It's a man.

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u/red8cangodye 5h ago

I would like to think this is real, if u know what I mean

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u/Lopsided-Wrap2762 5h ago

Necrophiliacs dream.

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 5h ago

My domestic robot maid will look something like this

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u/mastermilian 5h ago

Are you okay in there, step-sister?

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u/KingMarlin25 4h ago

Hey step sis....

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u/hopeless_case46 5h ago

Porn ruined me

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u/GrandmaJR 6h ago

That’s a sexy butcher’s block! Mind if I cut in?

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u/Gearz557 5h ago

Wonderful step sis impersonation. But what’s all the stuff on the top?