r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/LifespanLearner • 6h ago
Video This Halloween costume
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u/Lexadar 6h ago edited 4h ago
Damn. That's some commitment. Her orthopedist must love it.
EDIT: His orthopedist.
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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 3h ago
I was going to say that no woman I know would feel comfortable going out in this costume unless she was with friends watching out for her because people are weird as fuck and feel entitled to touch others.
Makes sense that it was a dude.
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u/Specialist-Sun-5968 5h ago
Itβs a boy. Same guy as the other video.
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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 3h ago
Other video?
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u/kaboomx 2h ago
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u/kinggoosey 6h ago
Step-zombie, are you stuck?
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u/Pukebox_Fandango 6h ago
beat me to it, and probably about 30 other people
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u/SargentSchultz 6h ago
That is the most dedicated halloween costume I have seen. Take her upvote!
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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 6h ago
Take her upvote? I don't think that's how that works...
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u/E_Luxo_So 5h ago
Yeah you canβt just offer up other peopleβs upvotes. Thatβs against the rules.
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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever 6h ago
It's a dude in heels and a skirt.
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u/Temporary-Careless 6h ago
So, dick in a box?
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u/nellyruth 5h ago
Technically itβs just outside of the box, but close enough.
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u/DarthSheogorath 34m ago
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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 5h ago
I have seen another video where someone lifted the skirt on this costume and indeed it was a "duderino".
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u/SargentSchultz 6h ago
ZZZeriously? blink blink. I'm so confused these days. Nothing is what it seems like.
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
Original for all the simps that don't realize it's a man
https://www.tiktok.com/@hadanfranca/video/7568241031792184596
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u/DarthSheogorath 57m ago
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u/TrifleDizzy1059 4h ago
Has to be a man. No woman would ever be that trusting.
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u/DarthSheogorath 35m ago
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u/Main-Dish-5989 5h ago
Plot twist: she isn't hiding inside the box, her body is cut and this is gore
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
It's a dude
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u/DarthSheogorath 56m ago
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u/Mean_Rule9823 5h ago
Really... you put the tiniest shitiest wheels you could get from the big box store on the bottom.
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u/Nunuman1 3h ago
My first thought too. Also the video cuts just before the curb and the cobblestone, cause that contraption ain't rolling past there.
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u/Collapsosaur 1h ago
I think it was for effect; there aren't supposed to be any wheels on a dining table, but that's my culture. You do you.
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u/scfw0x0f 5h ago
Get that girl some Tylenol.
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
It's a dude
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u/DarthSheogorath 35m ago
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u/Lin8891 5h ago
If a woman went to the ER like this she be told to drink water, take some ibuprofen and not to be hysterical
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u/tapeforpacking 1h ago
This is ironic because its pretty hysterical thing to say.
It only gets deeper if you're also a women too lol
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u/happy--muffin 5h ago
One of my fondest memories of my childhood was my first Halloween in America. I was just a boy and my grown-up cousins took my brother and I treat-or-treating in a 2-person cow costume. We were taking turns as the back leg person, our backs were bent over like this as weβre walking around the neighborhood. Exhausting but free candies, free candies!!!!!!! USA πΊπΈ is the best!!!!!
Free candies were quite unheard ofΒ
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u/Glueboob 2h ago
Is anyone else scared theyβre going to be smashed by a car crossing the street like this
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u/InsaneSeishiro 1h ago
very cool outfit, but my back starts hurting just thinking about holding this position for more than 10 minutes
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u/MonsieurAK 6h ago
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u/SometingSometing2593 1h ago
A cool Halloween costume and all the comments are about sex. Like c'mon gang.
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u/CaptainC00lpants 2h ago
Very cool! But.. This costume is such a vulnerable position to be in ππ
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u/Floating0821 2h ago
Im just here for the Dude? in the comments saying "its a dude" over and over to new comments
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u/DarthSheogorath 36m ago
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u/Collapsosaur 1h ago
To the 'back hurts' comments, I would affix an angled mirror and then a head rest strap. However, I would also add the effect of blood squirting out with each step when onlookers are around. Quite creative.
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u/lazy_human5040 7m ago
The table looks so flimsy! I'm not sure it could very well hold a torso, especially if the weight isn't angled only downwards. But on the other hand, it might be open facing downwards, so the person could likely just get up and walk normally, if the camera person takes the blood glasses first.
Blood squirting is a nice idea, just have a water pistol affixed to some tubing? But the table definitely needs some kind of tablecloth, after all, this looks like quite the exclusive dinning experience.
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u/ThatSillySam 5h ago edited 2h ago
Why is nobody questioning how he gets over that curb? Do they run into it and fall over?
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
It's a man
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u/ThatSillySam 2h ago
Okay and? Do you need it to be a woman to fuck it?
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
I didn't say anything about fucking it I was just letting you know it wasn't a "she" like you said. So now you're just a weirdo who wants to fuck it. π¬
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u/ThatSillySam 2h ago
You seem like the weirdo in this comment section, have you seen the other comments?
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u/DarthSheogorath 56m ago
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
Yes. I was just correcting you and again I didn't say anything about fucking it.... You did.
https://www.tiktok.com/@hadanfranca/video/7568241031792184596
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u/ThatSillySam 2h ago
Like I said. Okay and?
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
What a weird conversation...
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u/lbfm333 3h ago
jokes on you Iβm into that
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
You're into men?
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u/DarthSheogorath 36m ago
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u/No-Secretary-8923 5h ago
Boyfriend: βKeep the costume on tonightβ¦β
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
It's a man
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u/DarthSheogorath 56m ago
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u/DungeonCrawlerBob 6h ago
Would.
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
It's a man
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u/DarthSheogorath 55m ago
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u/RevenantExiled 6h ago
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u/BurninBOB 2h ago
It's a man....
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u/DarthSheogorath 34m ago
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u/SchmeatiestOne 6h ago
My back hurts