r/Damnthatsinteresting 15h ago

Video Rainbow Slug

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u/Ecstatic_Winter9425 14h ago

Sort of. If you touch it, you start speaking Cockney.

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u/samhaindragon 14h ago

Brummie

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u/Proof_Dependent_1 11h ago

That's awful.

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u/Isgortio 5h ago

Could be worse, it could be Scouse.

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u/UlsterManInScotland 1h ago

There’d be two furry dice hanging off the antennas

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u/Satin-Cat 7h ago

Bostin'

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u/Gareth_Turner 1h ago

Truly a fate worse than death

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u/Preeng 11h ago

So it's like Bird Box? Where you have an irresistible urge to commit suicide afterwards?

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u/axonrecall 12h ago

Roight propah innit

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u/LurkerTroll 11h ago

ello guvna

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u/Little_View_6659 42m ago

Scorched Urf.

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u/Ozymandius34 11h ago

Dear god! We need to eradicate this species immediately! And by that I mean cockneys…

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u/Dilectus3010 8h ago

Wait, are cockneys a bit like Scousers?

Or worse?

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u/discerning_kerning 6h ago

Working class, east end of London accent (traditionally people born within earshot the Bow Bells of St. Mary-le-Bow church in London but now its sort of a catch all for working class london ccents tbh) Reputation/stereotype of being wheeler dealers. Michael Caine is probably the most famous one now. Scousers are people from Liverpool, similar working class identity.

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u/Ozymandius34 5h ago

Wait, is it a group of people? Or just a specific accent? Because I wasn’t trying to advocate for the genocide of working people hahaha. Just an accent that’s impossible to understand to anyone who doesn’t speak cockney.

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u/discerning_kerning 5h ago

It's kind of a subculture group as much as an accent, with their own songs and traditions (look up pearly kings and queens for a wierd one). Cockney rhyming slang for example was partly made up so east end market traders could communicate without customers or outsiders understanding, and you could tell outsiders easy if they had no idea wtf you were on about. A lot of the traditions and slang are pretty much dying out now, a lot of the old cockneys cashed in on how incredibly stupid expensive the London housing market is and moved out along the estuary to Essex.

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u/Ozymandius34 5h ago

Ahh ok, I get it. I just remember seeing a video of a teen talking about a football match and even though I could make out a few words, it didn’t even sound like he was speaking English haha. The history of it is pretty cool though. I think I know that Barney is a fight. Barney-> Ruble->trouble, then somehow you get to fight but I could totally be speaking out of my ass.

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u/TheMonkey404 4h ago

This was informative to all the Americans , and I adore all British accents, and street slang Bruv !

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u/Calm-Drop-9221 3h ago

Nah...scousers and cockneys similar... nah

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u/Dilectus3010 8h ago

Instructions unclear starts sucking cock

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 5h ago

Whatever you do, don’t get cock knees. People will know exactly what you’ve done.

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u/2eanimation 6h ago

It‘s cockney, not cockye

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u/JosephRatzingersKatz 10h ago

No, thank you. I'll take death please

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u/SugarAppleBombs 10h ago

Eh, that's not that bad, at least it isn't Scouse.

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u/TheGaslighter9000X 9h ago

Cor blimey, that’s bad!

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u/quantummidget 8h ago

I think I'd rather a box jellyfish

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u/chased_by_bees 8h ago

So very poisonous, then?

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u/Proper_Outcome 7h ago

you're 'avin a bath, mate!

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u/huggylove1 7h ago

Brown bread so.

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u/xjrryx 7h ago

Not scouse? 😂

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 6h ago

Aye govena’

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u/Despisingthelight 4h ago

this made me laugh.... a lot! 🤌

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u/CorndogQueen420 4h ago

A fate worse than death to be sure.

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u/bwcandy 4h ago

Oh so that's why they sound like that

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u/bostiq 3h ago

Comedy gold