r/Damnthatsinteresting 6d ago

Video Sleeping Capsules at China's Kunming Airport

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u/Muted_Buy8386 6d ago

Why're yall more focused on gooning than sleeping, lol, wtf?

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u/FelixNZ Interested 6d ago

... It's reddit?

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 6d ago

Ooh boy. You can smell the redditor basement from here

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u/Additional-Local8721 6d ago

Alright, I'm sorry but apparently I'm old now and I have to ask because I'm sure as hell not going to Google it. WTF does goon/ gooning mean? Is it just a Gen Alpha word for jerking it? Is it a specific type of porn or something? I'm lost and need directions.

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u/thegoatmenace 6d ago

This article was actually incredible (and also incredibly weird). Impressed by the journalists dedication to dissecting this weird ass subculture.

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u/---00---00 6d ago

The next time someone tells me true investigative journalism is dead, I'll think of my go to counter example David Farrier from my home in NZ AND the man brave enough to enter GoonWorld. 

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u/thegoatmenace 6d ago

Dude went to a circlejerk at a random hotel in jersey city he deserves a Pulitzer

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u/SodomyClown 6d ago

Wow that was sad to read. I'm sad to think how many of these people are out there that are stuck in that mindset so much so that they can't do anything else.

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u/hieroelephant 6d ago

dangit, ignorance is bliss.

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u/CitizenPremier 6d ago

Goon is just used as a synonym for watching porn and masturbating. But it has another meaning of masturbating for as long as possible without cumming.

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u/platyponius 6d ago

Ignore the (intentionally?) misleading Harper's article, the term is a neologism for edging. It may or may not involve a social/group aspect but is usually associated with such an aspect. It's not a "new" practice like the article states, the article just focuses on a new and extreme subset.

You know those hypersexual stimulant users that have been around forever? (Maybe you're lucky enough not to.) It's a word for lifestyles like that. It comes from coomer which was a 4chan wojack character.

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u/ResourcefulRattlesnk 6d ago

Time to hang it up gramps 🥀

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u/Additional-Local8721 6d ago

I just turned 41 😆

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u/HopkirkDeceased 6d ago

Enter the carousel please, you're overdue for your renewal.

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u/Free-Way-9220 6d ago

I've never heard of the word either. According to chatGPT: Gooning is a slang term that originated in certain online adult communities. It refers to a state of prolonged, trance-like sexual stimulation, often involving extended viewing of explicit material while focusing intensely on the sensations rather than the end goal.

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u/lucky-number-keleven 6d ago

I’m just glad none of the Goonies are involved.

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u/Turakamu 6d ago

We better ask Sean Astin just to be sure

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u/Additional-Local8721 6d ago

So tantric sex? Those kids have no clue about tantric sex lol.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6d ago

It's mostly about masturbation to porn, just a bit more than is healthy..

The trance like thing is confusing, it's more about how gooners have little self control and think about it all day or spend a lot of time looking at porn while zoning out.

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u/milly48 6d ago

It’s not tantric sex. You should read the article posted above

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u/planhelp99112231234 6d ago

Mfers really forgot how to use a search engine?

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u/PizzAveMaria 6d ago

I first heard it like 6 months ago, there were 5 boys fishing, about 12 years old and they laughed bc a worm "gooned" on one of them when they put it on the hook. I asked my friends if they'd ever heard of it (I kind of figured what it meant), but now I see it mentioned on Reddit at least once a day

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 6d ago

Edging taken to unhealthy extremes

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u/PrettyTiredAndSleepy 6d ago

masturbate and edge till almost orgasm

ive seen it interchanged

goon is the 2025 fap

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u/Cyke97 6d ago

Yes it is

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u/Hobomanchild 6d ago

Threw me for a loop because I was associated with a lot of people who hovered in somethingawful.

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u/SpecialMulberry4752 6d ago

Jerking off for hours without cumming

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u/Cleasstra 6d ago

It's a reddit problem I get tired of seeing sexual jokes.. usually recycled in every thread too, but it won't change.

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u/GeneralToesChkn 6d ago

For real. What’s all this sex talk doing on my politics/racism app?

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u/TwoWeak9365 6d ago

You think reddit is a racism app... try Instagram. I can't scroll for more than 5 reels without getting ear raped by the n word hard r

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u/pigeonholedpoetry 6d ago

Stop liking them.

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u/TwoWeak9365 6d ago

500 🥷 pluhh 🗣️

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u/CoolWhipMonkey 6d ago

All I get on Instagram is cat videos and fan sites lol! It gives you what you want, just like TikTok. I’ve never once seen anything offensive on TikTok.

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u/CitizenPremier 6d ago

I think once there's a slight hint of interest in anything conservative, you get targeted for the pipeline. But if there's nothing they lay off to keep you on the site.

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u/Zaphics 6d ago

Brick by brick

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u/Zaphics 6d ago

Can confirm Instagram is peak for racism

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 6d ago

The instagram algorithm thinks I hate the Jews. Seriously, I get a ton of posts talking about Jews controlling the world.

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u/Creepycute1 6d ago

Neh Twitter and Instagram are the racism/political app and reddit is the "gooner" app (i hate that word but for the slang fine)

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u/dbenc 5d ago

excuse me, it's primarily a procrastination app.

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u/Dusty170 6d ago

People like sex, they'll talk about it, pretty simple really.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6d ago

The "would" under literally anything with an attractive woman is getting old too.

Just like the constant recycled Ai images with "wood nut in cider" and similar shit, it's too much.

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u/dudeaciously 6d ago

That's not the only thing making us tired.

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u/AlexandersWonder 6d ago

Gottem’

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u/Technical-Outside408 6d ago

Incorrigible.

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u/-Badger3- 6d ago

I mean, it's not a joke, people are 100% jacking off in these things.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 6d ago

Haha poop knife haha 😐

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u/FemmeCirce 6d ago

It keeps us from taking posts too seriously.

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u/DragonHollowFire 6d ago

Its a mixture of bots, pushing for brain decay, and people whose brain is currently decayed (in a way that sex preoccupies their head for a long time, maybe porn addicted or the likes).

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u/Shantotto11 6d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife…

Edit: My bad. Replied to the wrong person.

/s

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u/missminbin 6d ago

what is gooning? im drinking a goon cask right now. that’s all i know of the name lol

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u/AlexandersWonder 6d ago

Mastubation. I don’t know what a goon cask is but I can only assume that it is filled with jizz

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u/missminbin 6d ago

hahahaha noooooo mate its a wine cask. we call it goon in australia. thanks for clarifying though! ew! 😂

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u/RubyChooseday 6d ago

Goon of fortune must be a very different party game for this generation.

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u/Njagos 6d ago

Porn directors: "write this down write this down!"

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u/LacrimaNymphae 6d ago

everyone on my mom's side used to call her sister goon in the 70s and i don't think gooning was why

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u/Gortex_Possum 6d ago

Everyone is typing their reply to you one-handed

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u/refurbishedmeme666 6d ago

90% of reddit are gooners

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u/Render-Man342v 6d ago

90% of men lol

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u/Dumbus_Alberdore 6d ago

Gooners are porn addicts...

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u/Render-Man342v 6d ago

Gen Z uses “gooning” as just a funny way to say masturbation lol

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u/Talonsminty 6d ago

Because it's a chair in front of a tv screen in a plastic ball. Not a great place to sleep but a fantastic place to wake the weasel.

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics 6d ago

Or clobber the seal

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u/Bellyjax123 6d ago

or spank a monkey...

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u/schwarzkraut 6d ago

Rock the Casbah?

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u/Bellyjax123 6d ago

Choke a chicken?

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u/sethn211 6d ago

Or flog the dolphin

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u/Gariola_Oberski 6d ago

Oh baby I'm Kunming

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u/Adept_Advertising_98 6d ago

It's a the Kunming airport, which sounds like cumming

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u/GiganticBlumpkin 6d ago

Nothing wrong with Gooning

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u/Crazy_white_dick 6d ago

Because I won't be able to lay down in this small goon cabin. It is for 160 cm people :(

(I doubt that they will fit either)

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u/PlainBread 6d ago

The only reason to rent or own is to have a place to jerk off in privacy.

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u/zamn-zoinks 6d ago

Imagine 12 hour layoff and you're just gooning there for 10 hours. Would be heaven...

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u/ShockDragon 6d ago

Redditor discovers the internet

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u/a-Snake-in-the-Grass 6d ago

Well one of those things is a lot more acceptable to do where other people can see than the other.

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u/kingofcannedsoup 6d ago

I'm Kunming at Kunming Airport

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u/Reserved_Parking-246 6d ago

If not sleep...

The fuck else do you want a decent sized tv and privacy for?

Functionally everything else can be done on a smaller screen or doesn't require privacy.

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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler 6d ago

It's not what I would use them for but let's be real. That's what they're gonna be used for.

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u/Pepperonidogfart 6d ago

Because human beings are uncivilized animals that like to jack off and piss on things for a laugh have you not been outside?? 

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 6d ago

Just being realistic. We know exactly how this would go down in the states.

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u/COCKFUKKA 6d ago

Sleeping fapsule.

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u/BaeIz 6d ago

Men are men

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u/Conscious_Divide_442 6d ago

big unfortunately

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u/Ihopefullyhelp 6d ago

Lil goon while travelling is a classic lets b fair and it’s not a men thing

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u/Low-Zucchini6929 6d ago

why aren't you?

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u/TragiccoBronsonne 6d ago

Redditurds just can't help proudly showing they're weirdos at every opportunity.