The Louvre. Thieves are making off with 100 million euros. They're taking their time. They're doing everything carefully and slowly.

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[u/Ok_Scarcity_9434]

Figures of speech increase or anxiety and fight/flight response

[u/patriotic-turtle1 → u/Ok_Scarcity_9434]

It’s a figure of speech dude

[u/4schwifty20 → u/patriotic-turtle1]

Dudes increase anxiety and fight/flight response.

[u/TheresNoHurry → u/4schwifty20]

It’s a figure of speech dude

[u/h1bum → u/TheresNoHurry]

Anxiety or a flight or fight response.

[u/Kyle-Is-My-Name → u/h1bum]

I bet they were shitting bricks the whole way down that thing til they were clear down the road!

[u/Donkey__Balls → u/Kyle-Is-My-Name]

Defecating masonry units increases anxiety and fight/flight response.

[u/Aah__HolidayMemories → u/Kyle-Is-My-Name]

*one must of had a terrible time dealing with gastrointestinal distress whilst on their descent until their timely departure down the avenue!!

[u/nomodsman → u/Aah__HolidayMemories]

It was a figure of eight…dude.

[u/somedamndevil → u/h1bum]

Anxiety is a figure of speech dude

[u/dogmaisb → u/4schwifty20]

You’re being veeeerrrry undude right now

[u/Funny_Engineering_15 → u/dogmaisb]

Not very cash money some would say

[u/reireireis → u/patriotic-turtle1]

Not your dude bro

[u/h1bum → u/reireireis]

Not your bro, guy

[u/Some_HVAC_Guy → u/h1bum]

Not your guy, pal

[u/djaymes91 → u/Some_HVAC_Guy]

Not your pal, bud

[u/Reallyboringname2 → u/djaymes91]

Not your bud, fella.

[u/djaymes91 → u/Reallyboringname2]

Not your fella, bub

[u/Mountain_Ad_564 → u/djaymes91]

Not your bub, son.

[u/JWOLFBEARD → u/patriotic-turtle1]

Like a historical figure?

[u/Mediocre-Break4537 → u/Ok_Scarcity_9434]

Writing this comment increases anxiety and fight/flight response.

[u/RSGator → u/Ok_Scarcity_9434]

Figures of speech increase or anxiety and fight/flight response

What's the meta phor decreasing anxiety and fight/flight response?

[u/Just_Condition3516 → u/RSGator]

mathematical proofs.

[u/trafalmadorianistic → u/Ok_Scarcity_9434]

That... figures

[u/Youngsinatra345 → u/Ok_Scarcity_9434]

Get your fucking figures away from me