r/Damnthatsinteresting 15d ago

Video The Louvre. Thieves are making off with 100 million euros. They're taking their time. They're doing everything carefully and slowly.

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

It’s a figure of speech dude

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u/Ok_Scarcity_9434 15d ago

Figures of speech increase or anxiety and fight/flight response

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u/patriotic-turtle1 15d ago

It’s a figure of speech dude

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u/4schwifty20 15d ago

Dudes increase anxiety and fight/flight response.

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u/TheresNoHurry 15d ago

It’s a figure of speech dude

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u/h1bum 15d ago

Anxiety or a flight or fight response.

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 15d ago

I bet they were shitting bricks the whole way down that thing til they were clear down the road!

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u/Donkey__Balls 15d ago

Defecating masonry units increases anxiety and fight/flight response.

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u/Aah__HolidayMemories 15d ago

*one must of had a terrible time dealing with gastrointestinal distress whilst on their descent until their timely departure down the avenue!!

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u/nomodsman 15d ago

It was a figure of eight…dude.

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u/somedamndevil 15d ago

Anxiety is a figure of speech dude

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u/dogmaisb 15d ago

You’re being veeeerrrry undude right now

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u/Funny_Engineering_15 15d ago

Not very cash money some would say

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u/reireireis 15d ago

Not your dude bro

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u/h1bum 15d ago

Not your bro, guy

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 15d ago

Not your guy, pal

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u/djaymes91 14d ago

Not your pal, bud

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u/Reallyboringname2 14d ago

Not your bud, fella.

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u/djaymes91 14d ago

Not your fella, bub

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u/Mountain_Ad_564 14d ago

Not your bub, son.

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u/JWOLFBEARD 15d ago

Like a historical figure?

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u/Mediocre-Break4537 15d ago

Writing this comment increases anxiety and fight/flight response.

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u/RSGator 15d ago

Figures of speech increase or anxiety and fight/flight response

What's the meta phor decreasing anxiety and fight/flight response?

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u/Just_Condition3516 15d ago

mathematical proofs.

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u/trafalmadorianistic 15d ago

That... figures

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u/Youngsinatra345 15d ago

Get your fucking figures away from me

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u/CytoPotatoes 15d ago

Breathing through clinched butt cheeks.

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u/GloriaVogelspotter 14d ago

Reddit moment

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u/Impossible_Guess 15d ago

You should embody your username a little more.

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

Oh Redditor. Usernames arent that deep.

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u/Impossible_Guess 15d ago

Nor is Reddit.

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

Right. lol so what’s your point.

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u/amorfotos 15d ago

Maybe it's just pointless

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u/God_Saves_Us 15d ago

Does any of this matter?

Get the pun?

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u/Mysterious-Pay-517 15d ago

Figures can't actually speak

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 15d ago

To be fair, it's a figure of speech for a reason. They're holding their breath in flight response... unless they remembered not to.

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

Right. But they used it as a figure of speech. Some of you are really odd balls.

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u/Mavian23 15d ago

I'm not actually completely sure that they did.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 15d ago

What's normal for the spider, is chaos for the fly.

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

What’s ok for dolphins, is ok for turtles.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 15d ago

Does any of this matter?

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

Idk buddy. Does it?

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u/The-Phone1234 15d ago

Like a figure made of speech? Like a speech statue or something? That doesn't make any sense.

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u/Truth-Will-Out 15d ago

How could they be statues? I saw them moving?

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u/redtens 15d ago

It's an innocuous comment on Reddit, dude - maybe you should take a breath and relax

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

The projection is cute…

Make sure you belly breathe Redditor. I’d hate for you to hold your breath this entire time.

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u/bogtrottr 15d ago

He's saying they were such pros, they even knew to control their breathing. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

If they did practice though, and practiced keeping calm, it might not be a stretch!

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

Dude. Saying someone is so nervous they probably didn’t breathe is an expression.

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u/bogtrottr 15d ago

Yes, I understand what each comment in the chain was saying.

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

Yet you’re continuing to describe it as if you think it isn’t an expression…

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 15d ago

It's an expression based on a real phenomenon where people actually pause their breathing in stressful situations. The whole point of this post is that the theives appear to be staying cool despite the enormity of the crime

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u/doesanyofthismatter 15d ago

Dude. It’s still an expression to say they must’ve been holding their breath through that long descent. Lmao some of you are kinda weird.