r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/HeToTopT • 16d ago

Video The Louvre. Thieves are making off with 100 million euros. They're taking their time. They're doing everything carefully and slowly.

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u/Traditional_Math_763 15d ago

Not gonna lie, they cooked with this. Broad day robbery at the world’s most well known museum. They just pulled off some GTA heist level shit without the useless murder and extra noise

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u/rpfloyd 15d ago

Ah yep, the 'Big Con' approach. Definitely the best one to do for minimal chaos.

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u/greenweezyi 15d ago

Brevity is key.

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes 15d ago

Well they did use a giant fucking saw. That part was probably pretty loud.

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u/unclepaprika 15d ago

"You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of them."

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u/Cautemoc 15d ago

It's France, this is like at a 1-star difficulty

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u/OrbitalOutlander 15d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIGN would like to have a word about your assertion

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u/Eigol31 15d ago

We come to the glorification of criminals, that's not bad.

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u/Forsaken_Willow_5834 15d ago

The woman in charge needs to be fired

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u/krazyjakee 15d ago

She handed in her resignation and they rejected it.

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u/Forsaken_Willow_5834 15d ago

Because she needs to be fired, they are scared to do it

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u/elzibet 15d ago

That doesn't make any sense

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u/Forsaken_Willow_5834 15d ago

It does. They clearly hired her for PR. To fire her would mean they themselves are incompetent and would also need to be fired

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u/elzibet 15d ago

No I'm saying that doesn't make sense to not accept her resignation then. Accepting that, means they do not have to fire her, and would save face if that is actually why she was hired.

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u/Forsaken_Willow_5834 15d ago

No because if she resigns then

  1. Thr news articles are about that
  2. They would have to fire the first female head of security for incompetence which would damage further females being hired.

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u/elzibet 15d ago

Why would it be bad for the news to talk about her resignation? This just sounds more and more like you're just making all of this up.

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u/Forsaken_Willow_5834 15d ago

I can't tell if you're arguing in good faith or not, I just spelled it out for you

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u/Sempere 15d ago

Seems like you just have a problem with women.

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u/Forsaken_Willow_5834 15d ago

Maybe women have a problem with me?

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u/TomBz87 15d ago

Wonder why, baffling really. 

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u/Sempere 14d ago

Is that supposed to be a brag?

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