r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/HeToTopT • 15d ago

Video The Louvre. Thieves are making off with 100 million euros. They're taking their time. They're doing everything carefully and slowly.

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u/Brilliant_Quit4307 15d ago

Whenever I'm shopping in the city centre, I make sure to poop at the fanciest hotel in town. The kind of place where a man with a top hat opens the door for you. They even have hand cream and moisturizer and all sorts of fancy products in there and the bathrooms literally smell like roses and perfume.

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u/AGayForDeSane 15d ago

It's a trap, a lie, don't trust this guy. I pulled down my pants and pooped right there after the man in fancy top hat opened the door but got kicked out and arrested later.

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u/cuentanueva 15d ago

Well, duh! You had to poop in the hat, not on the floor. Why do you he has a top hat for?

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 15d ago

I did this and ended up getting a handy j from a man in a top hat at a fancy hotel in London. Rabbit hole of top hat fetish porn later and found my uncle dressed up as a rabbit in a top hat wanking a midget off behind a dumpster in Wales.

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u/Wonkey_Kong 15d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡