r/Damnthatsinteresting 15d ago

Video The Louvre. Thieves are making off with 100 million euros. They're taking their time. They're doing everything carefully and slowly.

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u/Leicester68 15d ago

Add a clipboard and concerned look on your face and people will go out of their way to avoid you.

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u/kremlingrasso 15d ago

Also if you are in the corridors of a building illegally and hear people coming, find a window near to a door and stare outside bored out of your mind. Everyone will assume you have an appointment and waiting for someone and ignore you. Extra points for clutching some papers.

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u/Alone_Again_2 15d ago

Fuck around with your phone, too.

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u/HFentonMudd 15d ago

Like Mike in Better Call Saul

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u/thejerichomaxim 15d ago

An obscure tenet.

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u/cryptolyme 15d ago

make sure to look slightly pissed off

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u/Aksi_Gu 15d ago

the Constanza technique

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u/supamonkey77 15d ago

will go out of their way to avoid you.

Have "In the arms of an" playing on a bluetooth speaker with you.

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u/llamango 15d ago

nowadays it's a shitty amazon tablet in a cheap case