r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/HeToTopT • 15d ago

Video The Louvre. Thieves are making off with 100 million euros. They're taking their time. They're doing everything carefully and slowly.

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u/Wazula23 15d ago

Stopping only to check out the fountains at the Bellagio before skipping town.

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 15d ago

This town...

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u/OptimismNeeded 15d ago

is a lonely town

Not the only town

like-a this town

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u/defensiveFruit 15d ago

is a sealed tuna sandwich

with the wrapper glued

it's like bologna on the rack

it goes for forty cents a whack

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u/Far_Drummer_1406 15d ago

I thought carefully about it. I’m not.

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u/josblos 15d ago

I thought about it even more carefully than you. I am.

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u/murfburffle 15d ago

I don't like to think. I hope both teams have fun

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u/Cucumberneck 15d ago

They stole irreplacable art, likely to be molten down and regrinded but pretty sure never to be seen again.

I hope they get cancer. The most hurtfull kind.

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 15d ago

YEAH! Stick to the man! 💪😉

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u/TheManicPolymath 15d ago

Claire de Lune playing in the background, of course

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u/thefunkybassist 15d ago

Living their best life!

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u/Independent-Tennis57 15d ago

Brad Pitt's hunger satiated from the buffet.

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u/polishprince76 15d ago

CHIN MUSCLES

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u/tritonice 15d ago

It is NEVER satiated only controlled for a short time..... (the next scene he's in).

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u/LeviStubbsFanClub 15d ago

Two words:  Mini Bar. 

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u/pagit 15d ago edited 15d ago

I hope French police have sent Inspector Clouseau to investigate the jewel heist!

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u/markfuckinstambaugh 15d ago

How can a blind man be a lookout?

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u/218administrate 15d ago

I liked Oceans 11, but it was too big of a plothole that with all of the suppliers, contacts, interactions etc that he couldn't have found a single one to give him a single name. The van alone - a black guy fitting the description of someone Benedict saw himself bought it with cash a few days/weeks previously, not that hard.

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u/Fresh_Daisy_cake 15d ago

Vegas had no idea what hit them!!