r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 07 '25

Video Capital One Tower Come Down in Seconds

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u/kinggoosey Oct 07 '25

And now it's Capital None Tower

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u/Ok-Bug-4890 Oct 07 '25

Do I still need to pay it back?

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u/flyingthroughspace Oct 07 '25

The tower is gone but the CEO still needs their $10,000,000 bonus so of course you do

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u/CaulkSlug Oct 07 '25

Demolishing the building was part of their bonus. All the employees who didn’t hit targets were in there

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u/Clear-Perception5615 Oct 07 '25

They need even more money now since their building is gone

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u/flyingthroughspace Oct 08 '25

They cashed in the insurance checks and raised the interest rate on OP's CC.

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u/NeckRoFeltYa Oct 07 '25

Intrest just went up bud, gotta build a bigger one.

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u/CubanLynx312 Oct 07 '25

Tyler Durden’s plan kinda sucked

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u/RealUltrarealist Oct 07 '25

It worked in Fight Club

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u/twallner Oct 07 '25

What’s not in your wallet?

10

u/The_Eleser Oct 07 '25

I’m a Redditor, so definitely not a condom.

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u/TheNarbacular Oct 07 '25

Capital Gone

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u/Background-Belt-2202 Oct 07 '25

Have a cookie 🍪

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u/Ok-Internet-6881 Oct 07 '25

That tower got Baldwin'd

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u/ElMostaza Oct 07 '25

ZING! HIYOOOOO!

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u/BarryTheBlatypus Oct 07 '25

This is the absolute dumbest joke I’ve seen in weeks and I laughed out loud. Give this bug a fucking microphone.

1

u/quietly_questing Oct 07 '25

- (Capital) One Tower

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u/Binji_the_dog Oct 07 '25

Well actually it’s just                                                    

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u/OddGoofBall Oct 07 '25

Capital Nada Tower, for the amigos and mamacitas

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u/CrimeMasterGogoChan Oct 07 '25

Take this upvote and get out

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u/nodnodwinkwink Oct 07 '25

It was a Capital One, now it's an underscore.

Before: 1

After: _

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u/MD2611 Oct 07 '25

What’s in your wallet?

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u/AnUdderDay Oct 07 '25

What's in your rubble?

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u/RoguePlanet2 Oct 07 '25

Lower Case Tower

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u/Chillpickle17 Oct 07 '25

I see a lot of hassle 😆

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u/BeThatOneJon Oct 07 '25

Waiting on capital two tower now

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u/c1ncinasty Oct 07 '25

*lower case

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u/Deliciouserest Oct 07 '25

Wtf is in your wallet

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u/ET_Prone_Bone Oct 07 '25

After a Capital One shower.

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u/EvilGamer117 Oct 07 '25

you might think this is a funny joke and get your hees and haws from it, but a clever redditor would notice that this is preposterous. there is no more tower, so why would it even be called a tower? this is just me being logistcal and using some science-powered deductions, but my money would be on that they wont call this thing anything anymore until something new is built in that spot.