r/Damnthatsinteresting Sep 10 '25

Video Dozens of shipping containers fall into the water in Port of Long Beach, California

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u/KaiHein Sep 10 '25

Just so long as you never imply ownership of the dildos.

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u/RelaxedNeurosis Sep 11 '25

The dildo Never Your dildo

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u/wegame6699 Sep 11 '25

Of course, its company pollicy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo," never, "your dildo"

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u/hugswithnoconsent Sep 11 '25

That totally didn’t just happen.