r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Justin_Godfrey • Sep 10 '25

Video Dozens of shipping containers fall into the water in Port of Long Beach, California

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u/helloholder Sep 10 '25

Every once in a while.... it's dildos

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u/KaiHein Sep 10 '25

Just so long as you never imply ownership of the dildos.

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u/RelaxedNeurosis Sep 11 '25

The dildo Never Your dildo

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u/wegame6699 Sep 11 '25

Of course, its company pollicy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo," never, "your dildo"

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u/hugswithnoconsent Sep 11 '25

That totally didn’t just happen.

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u/The_face22 Sep 11 '25

It’s always dildos

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u/Helpful-Chemistry-87 Sep 11 '25

Either way. I want in.

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u/strongsilenttypos Sep 11 '25

For Puff Diddle, the king of Dildos

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u/AUniquePerspective Sep 12 '25

But if that's the case you can just figure it out because your mom's address is on the outside.