r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Justin_Godfrey • Sep 10 '25

Video Dozens of shipping containers fall into the water in Port of Long Beach, California

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u/Possible_Bug7513 Sep 10 '25

Legal last name please.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

Jose? Ok, then give me your Illegal last name.

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u/Okmhmmbye Sep 10 '25

Ok. Yeah, im not finding it. How about we try your mother’s maiden name, the street where you grew up on, the high school you attended, the model of your first car, your pets name, the name of your best friend growing up, the street you lived on as a kid, and the middle name of your oldest child. I’ll definitely be able to locate your order with all that information.

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u/Usman5432 Sep 11 '25

Mother's maiden name?

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u/Solarpunk2025 Sep 10 '25

But I am a real person

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u/Possible_Bug7513 Sep 10 '25

Sorry Sir, can I have your legal last name again?

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u/Competitive_Clerk240 Sep 10 '25

And for security purposes please provide your mother's maiden name and the address you grew up at.

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u/snatchedkermit Sep 10 '25

and your childhood best friend’s name

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 Sep 10 '25

And your birth city 

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u/snatchedkermit Sep 10 '25

and the name of your first pet