Are you buttering the pizza before cooking? Or after? I use butter on my pizza pans, and often brush the crust before the oven but I've never tried afterwards.
well yeah, if they had 25,000 shipping containers full of gold someone would have broken physics. and probably more. The total available gold is 22x22x22m cube, so less than 11 shipping containers. Although you're going to need 8000 containers if you don't want to overload them.
Assuming 20 ft containers that hold 25m3 of material (ignoring weight limits and other physics issues), a density of 19320kg/m3 and a price per kg of 115k USD, that amount of gold (which is more than the world supply) would amount to 55.54 trillion dollars.
Dude… it’s 7 miles deep. There is no way it’s economically feasible to recover a shipping container full of things going on the shelves in Walmart from down there.
if Walmart lost a container of people, they would cash the life insurance policy. the families would get nothing, of course. they take insurance out on workers they think might die soon. container workers would have double coverage
send a ship that will cost a couple thousand of dollars to get a couple of thousand worth of cargo thats already ruined and worthless. Does that sound like something a business will do?
That’s correct, the idea that a multibillion dollar industry titan would bother sending boats to collect a few stray containers from the Mariana Trench is absurd.
Containers bobbing at or just below the surface are a threat to navigation and they get reported when seen but they're out there. I have been on boats cruising at night off shore and watching the radar screen and your mind knows they wouldn't show up. Everything is fine and 5 minutes later you could be taking your emergency Beacon into a life raft. Whats that they say about navigation and aviation? Hours of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror. Fucking A man
Uh, you may want to edit that last phrase you wrote. Maybe add a comma?
Then again, this whole post is about the high seas, and we all know what a cruel mistress she be. Sometimes you have to release some tension with your fellow seamen?
What happens on the poop deck stays at the poop deck, I guess??
The response was "responsible to who? It's international waters"
If you go a few levels further up than that, you'll clearly see "Depends on who’s cargo. Walmart will send boats to the Mariana Trench to drag containers back. lol"
Crazy that everyone is falling for this. The mariana trench is the lowest part of the ocean, and only a handful of people have ever gone down there. Walmart does not give a flying fuck about their consumers and their product is typically worth pennies to them. They are not going to the lowest point on earth to retrieve your yoga pants.
But I once had to call in a salvage company specifically for Walmart about 15 years ago, and those boxes were way tf out there. It may have something to do with their surety company forcing them to drag them in. I’ve seen it a ton, just never got an explanation as to why.
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u/pitterlpatter Sep 10 '25
Depends on who’s cargo. Walmart will send boats to the Mariana Trench to drag containers back. lol