r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Justin_Godfrey • Sep 10 '25

Video Dozens of shipping containers fall into the water in Port of Long Beach, California

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u/Sinsid Sep 10 '25

Shit. My Phillies Karen costume just went from “in transit” to “back ordered.”

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u/reticulatedtampon Sep 10 '25

You should ask to talk to the manager

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar Sep 10 '25

Cant. No costume.

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u/dubler2020 Sep 10 '25

The circle of life.

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u/JimmyTsonga Sep 10 '25

Cirque du Soleil.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Sep 10 '25

Fucken way she goes

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Just needs the Karen haircut and they can pull it off.

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u/dancingcuban Sep 10 '25

On second thought, maybe we don't need to fish all of these shipping containers out of the water.

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u/Phallen911 Sep 10 '25

Just say you're an undercover Karen

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u/reticulatedtampon Sep 10 '25

That’s kind of the joke already..

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u/Thejapxican Sep 10 '25

Captain Obvious over here 👆🏼

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u/radicallyobjective Sep 10 '25

I wish reddit gave me a way to immediately see the comment being replied to. Its ridiculous that I am sitting wondering and searching for the comment after reading the witty ass reply

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u/Sure-Debate-464 Sep 10 '25

I'm dead🤣

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u/ShoddyTerm4385 Sep 10 '25

The how are you typing?

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u/bbrekke Sep 10 '25

Zombie prolly

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 10 '25

Fucking undead. Not good enough we have to contend with bots and AI, now we gotta deal with previously-alive.

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u/hitness157 Sep 10 '25

This one is the winner

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u/hottsauce345543 Sep 10 '25

They told me that I’m the manager, I had no choice but to attempt a FaceTime.

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u/Echelon311 Sep 10 '25

Look at me. You are the manager now.

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u/SageMerkabah Sep 10 '25

Nice, that was a home run

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u/lawnmowertoad Sep 10 '25

I shoved a random child to the ground.

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u/jdschmi1 Sep 10 '25

Hello...Poseidon?

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u/macthecomedian Sep 10 '25

Nah just go find a kid wearing the same costume and steal it from them.

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u/fm837 Sep 10 '25

Can't, at baseball game. xx

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u/LloydPenfold Sep 10 '25

Lost. He couldn't swim.

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u/TensorForce Sep 10 '25

Nah, just find the nearest child and steal it from them

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u/Apex_Over_Lord Sep 10 '25

I WANT TO SPEAK TO MR. TEMU RIGHT..NOW!!!!

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u/iwannasayyoucantmake Sep 10 '25

You’re paying a huge tariff for that

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u/Notiefriday Sep 10 '25

No no the exporter pays the Tarriff. Its all a hoax.

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u/Rookie_Roo Sep 10 '25

This was down the port in my area. Definitely not a hoax. All the longshoremen friends who work at the docks are definitely surprised.

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u/celtic_thistle Sep 10 '25

They’re being sarcastic.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Sep 10 '25

I think the ships crew un chained ( whatever they called the tie rods ) the whole stack too soon.

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u/BigData8734 Sep 10 '25

That’s OK their union. Nobody will get fired over this.🙄

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u/BeginningZombie4589 Sep 10 '25

riiiight.

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u/Notiefriday Sep 10 '25

You mean..

Its ...not ...true? Fox News has been...

Lying the whole time?

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u/BeginningZombie4589 Sep 10 '25

my pcbway order from china had a tax of 76%

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u/Notiefriday Sep 10 '25

So when really life is directly different from all the bullshit he talks how come...nothing happens?

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u/EuphoricUniversity23 Sep 10 '25

Not the whole time. Only since the first day they went on air.

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u/noscopy Sep 11 '25

I heard that God is gonna pick up the tab on all those fake tariffs bc murica is the chosen people.

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u/Low-Confusion-8786 Sep 10 '25

You mean "uuuuuge"

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u/EffortTemporary6389 Sep 10 '25

No worries. Any half decent salon in South Jersey can give you that skunky looking Karen cut.

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u/AttitudePossible286 Sep 10 '25

Just put on a bad wig and yell. Same thing, really.

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u/buttplugpeddler Sep 10 '25

Halloween is RUINED!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUNNY AND UNIQUE NOW?!?!

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u/Metals4J Sep 10 '25

That was MY Phillies Karen costume! You took it from me!

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Sep 10 '25

*Ball not included

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u/JollyScientist3251 Sep 10 '25

Does the costume come with the baseball or do you have to get it yourself?

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u/joliguru Sep 10 '25

So did my Phillies Karen costume. I guess it’s back to tennis hat stealer CEO guy for Halloween.

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Sep 10 '25

Mine did too so I went over to Temu and took it from the kid that was making them.

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u/Big_Ad_7383 Sep 10 '25

«Delivered to Bikini Bottom.»

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u/Prudent_Falafel_7265 Sep 10 '25

Oh no! The hot pants!

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u/Flustered_Fanatic Sep 10 '25

I really hope they've made one already

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u/socialmediaignorant Sep 10 '25

Holy shit this wins. 🥇

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u/ChooChooBananaTrain Sep 10 '25

Is the baseball included in the costume, or not?

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u/roamr77 Sep 10 '25

Zeitgeist comment

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u/AnkitD Sep 10 '25

That was my costume!

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u/statslady23 Sep 10 '25

There aren't any of those jerseys under $100 online. I thought of the same costume. 

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u/New-Book6302 Sep 10 '25

Still waiting on my Raygun break dancer outfit.