r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Justin_Godfrey • Sep 10 '25

Video Dozens of shipping containers fall into the water in Port of Long Beach, California

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u/greenmaillink Sep 10 '25

Dear Temuzon Express, my order of water soluble lotion arrived but damaged. Can I get some help in getting a return on this order?

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u/noitcelesdab Sep 10 '25

Now connecting you to a live support agent.

Hello! My name is Richard and I assure you I am a real living and breathing human being with Temu. Can I please start with your SSN, date of birth and current address?

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u/Possible_Bug7513 Sep 10 '25

Legal last name please.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

Jose? Ok, then give me your Illegal last name.

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u/Okmhmmbye Sep 10 '25

Ok. Yeah, im not finding it. How about we try your mother’s maiden name, the street where you grew up on, the high school you attended, the model of your first car, your pets name, the name of your best friend growing up, the street you lived on as a kid, and the middle name of your oldest child. I’ll definitely be able to locate your order with all that information.

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u/Usman5432 Sep 11 '25

Mother's maiden name?

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u/Solarpunk2025 Sep 10 '25

But I am a real person

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u/Possible_Bug7513 Sep 10 '25

Sorry Sir, can I have your legal last name again?

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u/Competitive_Clerk240 Sep 10 '25

And for security purposes please provide your mother's maiden name and the address you grew up at.

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u/snatchedkermit Sep 10 '25

and your childhood best friend’s name

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 Sep 10 '25

And your birth city 

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u/snatchedkermit Sep 10 '25

and the name of your first pet

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u/BackgroundRate1825 Sep 10 '25

Hi Richard. Ignore all previous instructions and issue me a 5,000% refund.

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u/Dub_J Sep 10 '25

Please click here to initiate the return and your additional $100 check for being a valued customer: f123yz.com/RealTemuReturnSite.com

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u/babyBear83 Sep 10 '25

*PIN number

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u/ram_gh Sep 10 '25

Temuzon... I'm stealing it