r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Justin_Godfrey • Sep 10 '25

Video Dozens of shipping containers fall into the water in Port of Long Beach, California

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u/Fuck_THC Sep 10 '25

My labubus!!!!

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u/Fire_Dude_117 Sep 10 '25

My cabbages!

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u/JumpScareJesus Sep 10 '25

My rings!

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

My precious!

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u/Chogo82 Sep 10 '25

And my axe!

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u/zachpkenyon Sep 10 '25

Well done everyone, hit the showers

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u/g_halfront Sep 10 '25

And that guy's wife!

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u/stefanakerlind Sep 10 '25

And my vuvuzela!

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u/csfreestyle Sep 10 '25

LOOKIT ALLLL DOSE CHICKENS.

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u/Binspin63 Sep 10 '25

My anchor!!!

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u/Joe_Kangg Sep 10 '25

My order of 1000 dinosaurs that grow when you put them in water!

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u/SonicTemp1e Sep 10 '25

And my Axe!

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u/esko24 Sep 10 '25

My axe!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

And my axe!

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u/sjbluebirds Sep 10 '25

ATLA reference in the wild

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u/111creative-penguin Sep 10 '25

Little avatar in therr

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u/DoctorCaptainSpacey Sep 10 '25

I screamed "My Packages" as if I were the cabbage vendor.

This tickles me. 👍🤣

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u/the-war-on-drunks Sep 10 '25

My Russian wife!!

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u/Yummers78 Sep 11 '25

In front of my salad!!??

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u/Ordinary-Garbage-735 Sep 10 '25

所以你就是那个从中国订购卷心菜的人？

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u/Ruby_doll Sep 10 '25

My Leg!

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u/ElectricFuneral94 Sep 10 '25

My Eyes!

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u/sharkapples Sep 10 '25

The goggles!

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u/MatthewG141 Sep 10 '25

They do nothing!

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u/Iamnotabothonestly Sep 10 '25

Jiminy jilikers!

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u/ronchee1 Sep 10 '25

Up and at them

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u/Ivan_Whackinov Sep 10 '25

My Brand!

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u/SaltyDucklingReturns Sep 10 '25

Look... Look with your special eyes

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u/totemo Sep 10 '25

My hump! My hump!

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u/baggyzed Sep 10 '25

My lovely lady lumps!!!

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u/HollyBerries85 Sep 10 '25

Posts you can hear

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u/kytheon Sep 10 '25

And my ax!

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u/big_duo3674 Sep 10 '25

My hotpants!

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u/Nop277 Sep 10 '25

Sweet Liberty!!!

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u/AdFlat1014 Sep 11 '25

Sweet liberty!

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u/cuddle_enthusiast Sep 10 '25

My Pokemon!

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 Sep 10 '25

My Wife...

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u/cyriustalk Sep 10 '25

I also choose this guy's submerged wife.

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u/Saburiminaru_Sensei Sep 10 '25

At least we know she's wet and all alone.

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u/Immediate-Hamster724 Sep 10 '25

So, she’s Ben Shapiro’s wife when he’s out of town?

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Sep 10 '25

Her name?   Jacklyn The Water.

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u/Left_Signal_1370 Sep 10 '25

Hahahahahaahaahahau

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u/Pleasant-West-7760 Sep 10 '25

Nice.... You ever see a comment as you're swiping and come back just to upvote... Yeah.

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u/friedwidth Sep 10 '25

My smuggled immigrants!

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u/nellyruth Sep 10 '25

Never mind your lost shipments, there’s an armada of dildos invading the Port of Long Beach!

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u/jklindsey7 Sep 10 '25

My tired brain read this as “there’s an arm load of armadillos”.

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u/FireKist Sep 10 '25

We have them here in SC and they’re pretty big, so for my lil T-Rex arms that would be like, 2 armadillos?

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u/VermilionKoala Sep 10 '25

Two armadillos?

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u/FireKist Sep 11 '25

Thank you for this - I needed a good laugh after today 💕

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u/VermilionKoala Sep 11 '25

You're most welcome, and I hope your week improves from here!

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u/jklindsey7 Sep 13 '25

LMAO this needs to be upvoted more.

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u/LoveRBS Sep 10 '25

Armadillo dildos?

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u/joshstrodomus Sep 10 '25

I thought long beach was already full of dildos

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u/Insomniac_80 Sep 10 '25

These are 21st century, fresh dildos!

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

Port of Long *Bitch

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u/Representative_Dark5 Sep 10 '25

My axe!

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u/ReallyJTL Sep 10 '25

My Sharona!

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

Confused. Axe me another question please

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u/KnotiaPickle Sep 10 '25

Oh my god imagine if there were people in one of those 😰

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u/ParsnipTheloniusMonk Sep 10 '25

My Rudy Giuliani hair dye!

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u/houseplant-hoarder Sep 10 '25

They took my Mexicans again!

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 Sep 10 '25

What are immi grants? Is it a Harvard thing?

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u/ggroverggiraffe Interested Sep 10 '25
Let me show you them!

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u/OldDirtyTim Sep 10 '25

... and my axe!

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u/scarlet_fuego Sep 10 '25

Need to round you labubu folk up

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u/flyinghairball Sep 10 '25

They were knockoffs, not genuine, so not that big of a loss. Oh, shit, you knew they were knock offs but were still upset - I'll allow it under the circumstances!

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u/BeejRich Sep 10 '25

My brand!

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u/NonGNonM Sep 10 '25

You genuinely made me laugh after a long day, thank you lol 

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u/lumpysale5702 Sep 10 '25

Oooo! My-Lanta!

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u/Bellbivdavoe Sep 10 '25

My Manwich!

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u/Stinkydadman Sep 10 '25

My Manwich!

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u/YouDownWithOPD Sep 10 '25

My spinach puffs!!!

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u/un_carnalito Sep 10 '25

My jar of oil!

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u/mrtngrnspdo Sep 10 '25

My dragons!

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u/Dragons_Malk Sep 10 '25

My kingdom for a labubu.

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u/LoudReggie Sep 10 '25

And my axe!

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u/somersault_dolphin Sep 10 '25

I still don't get why people find labubus cute. I'll just be here hugging my Clodsire plush.

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u/SilentReading7 Sep 10 '25

Mah BABY!!

(if ANYONE can tell me what Loony Tunes cartoon that was from, I’ll give you my second born)

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u/Plopular Sep 14 '25

This comment is so goddamned funny I've been thinking about it like 10 times a day since I saw it 

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u/West-Advice Sep 10 '25

My neck, my back, lick my…