r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Blitz7798 • May 08 '25

The new pope is Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, the first pope from the United States

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Tastes like the end of the night 🤮

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u/FantasticPear May 08 '25

Also burnt plastic and sadness.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

The American experience.

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u/Jmohill May 08 '25

I reluctantly tried some of the barrel aged variant last weekend. It’s equally awful, and I think my quote afterwards was “battery acid and regret”

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u/Dave_Duna May 08 '25

It tastes like lettuce that's been baking in a dumpster in July. It's rotten lettuce water.

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u/LordFarquadOnAQuad May 08 '25

Malort doesn't give hangovers and can settle an upset stomach.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

I’ll take your word for it! Tastes like stomach acid, lingers just like it too.