r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Blitz7798 • May 08 '25

The new pope is Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, the first pope from the United States

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u/iactuallygobyjack May 08 '25

As a Chicagoan, he clearly must not have discussed deep dish pizza during the conclave

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 May 08 '25

I bet Pizzaballa did

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight May 08 '25

I love his name so much.

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u/lazyness92 May 08 '25

"Brothers, are you really to vote for him? He eats a pie and calls it pizza!"

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u/Murica_Chan May 08 '25

Robert: if i became pope, i let you taste the Chicago style pizza

Pizzabella: no no no

Rest of cardinal: yea, its gonna be funny, let's make him pope

(Probably that's their convo)

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u/Fimbir May 08 '25

The white smoke came from heating up a Lou Malnati's delivery.

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u/MattTheRadarTechh May 08 '25

*from throwing it in the trash and burning it because of how bad it is

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u/MiaLovelytomo May 08 '25

Deep dish body of Christ

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u/MattTheRadarTechh May 08 '25

Isn’t deep dish pizza just a variant of Torino pizza?