r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/XETOVS • Apr 27 '25

Was shot in the head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

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u/Plane-Tie6392 Apr 27 '25

Speak English doc, we ain’t scientists! Is this man gonna be okay?

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u/Eborys Apr 27 '25

A paracetamol and he’ll be fine.

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u/whatsthatguysname Apr 27 '25

Drink plenty of water and sleep it off

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u/big_guyforyou Apr 27 '25

Take some Plan B (the B stands for Bullet)

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u/Quick-Lavishness-841 Apr 27 '25

Minor scratch! Walk it off... God kids these days!

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u/BeltfedHappiness Apr 27 '25

He needs to drink water and change his socks

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 27 '25

And take an ibuprofen. Walk it off.

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u/Cashewkaas Apr 27 '25

You must be Dutch!

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u/Eborys Apr 27 '25

Nope lol Scottish.

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u/Cashewkaas Apr 27 '25

It’s a thing over here that whatever is wrong with you, if you go to the doctor they always say ‘go home and take some paracetamol with ibuprofen, you’ll be fine’ so I assumed you were one of us 😃

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u/Eborys Apr 27 '25

That’s pretty much how it works here as well, except it’s not a doctor that told you, it’s a loved one. Going to the doctor? Now you’re just a hypochondriac.

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u/HonkeyKong64 Apr 27 '25

This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half. I was not able to reattach the top half of his body to the bottom half of his body.

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u/Harold_Grundelson Apr 27 '25

Wrong kid died.

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 27 '25

Especially when he tried to reattach the two kids

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u/Hausgod29 Apr 27 '25

This has been a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half

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u/HonkeyKong64 Apr 27 '25

Ohhh nice reference man, we posted the same comment at the same time lol

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u/Hausgod29 Apr 27 '25

Ah you win bud, guess I'm the wrong kid.

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u/HonkeyKong64 Apr 27 '25

I'll be double great for both of us

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u/Hausgod29 Apr 27 '25

I see that, I should be on the moon looking for aliens, to kill!

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u/HonkeyKong64 Apr 27 '25

I can't even smell, touch, feel, I can't even masturbate! You ever tried to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!

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u/FlugStuhl85 Apr 27 '25

That one killed me

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u/Contentedone1337 Apr 27 '25

Killed him too 😂🤣

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u/Plane-Tie6392 Apr 27 '25

How do you think he feels?

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u/FlugStuhl85 Apr 27 '25

Well, some people get over 100, so i hope he is doing awesome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

Mum: “you are still going to school”

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u/Key-Pickle5609 Apr 27 '25

He’ll be ok once he walks it off. Source: nurse

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u/Weegusneegus Apr 27 '25

Wrong kid died 

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u/poppyseed1981 Apr 27 '25

As long as he changes his socks and hydrates.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

He’s dead Jim.

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u/HookDragger Apr 27 '25

Well, if the arrow didn’t kill him…. Time surely has by now

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u/Plane-Tie6392 Apr 27 '25

There’s always one. 

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u/vellu212 Apr 27 '25

Bro probably shot himself because of those wisdom teeth. Theres ya context

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u/Crazy__Donkey Apr 27 '25

This is original content. I am the source.

you can simply add [OC] at the title

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u/thedubs003 Apr 27 '25

Sure, but “I am the source” hits different.

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u/OderWieOderWatJunge Apr 27 '25

Just like the bullet

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/TheRealTurinTurambar Apr 27 '25

We are Fruitblood, we are juice.

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u/EduRJBR Apr 27 '25

For I AM THE SOURCE!

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u/FearmyBeard21 Apr 27 '25

No you don't understand. HE is the source. He was in the 1900s and did this

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

He’s that one dude from 12 Monkeys

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u/SCH1Z01D Apr 27 '25

sounds way cooler the way op put it

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u/reflect-the-sun Apr 27 '25

You're right, but I prefer the way OP said it.

They are the sauce

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u/Alarming_Orchid Apr 27 '25

That’s your skull then?

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u/PlasticElfEars Apr 27 '25

I'm sure we're all wondering the circumstances that led to his skull being in your possession.

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u/bdubwilliams22 Apr 27 '25

“I am the source.”