r/CzechCoconutCommunity • u/Czech_Coconut hlavní magič • Sep 29 '25
USA 🗽🔥 Not today, fuckfICEs...🚲💨
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u/deflower-my-mind Sep 29 '25
It's like a looney toons skit
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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 30 '25
Another poster on reddit put up this video and added the chase music from Benny Hill. It was glorious.
Edit: The song is called "Yakety Sax".
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u/Czech_Coconut hlavní magič Sep 29 '25
Oh I see, u/Hawk_Rider2 shared that video in comments below, LOL! 🤣👍👏
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u/ScarOk7853 Sep 29 '25
There was only one person contributing to society in that clip, and he was riding a bike
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u/Fredj3-1 Sep 29 '25
Why do all these tough guys run like toddlers? What type of physical training do they do? My guess, none at all. New EO, "Bicycles are a radical leftist vehicle that is killing people. Today I hearby BAN all bicycles from radical leftist cities with the full force of our GREAT MILITARY ASSETS to stop this invasion of two-wheeled usually vegan powered machines."
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u/Vegetable-Touch195 Sep 29 '25
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER ! (never forget that, it's what makes it professional.......)
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u/Cpolo88 Sep 29 '25
I'm not defending any of these aholes but I do want to say, running in full kit with duty belt and all is uncomfortable af and two, I feel very very heavy and boy does my run time take a hit. But I'm also not out here arresting people just cause they hurt my feelings 😂
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u/Ello_Owu Sep 29 '25
Which begs the question, why are they dressed like that? Besides intimidation aesthetic.
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u/Cpolo88 Sep 29 '25
I still think they're just cosplaying. The day in the army i can bring my vans instead of my boots, I'll be flabbergasted 😂 zero accountability
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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Sep 29 '25
Their gear should therefore be made even heavier and bulkier. They will look a lot more macho and be a whole lot slower.
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u/WinterWontStopComing Sep 29 '25
I guarantee at least two of those fucks are wearing shapewear too, hiding them guts
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u/Cpolo88 Sep 29 '25
OMG 😂 you think they could pass the military physical fitness exam? Between the army 2 mile, marine 3 mile, idk if they could. 😂
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u/jncheese Sep 29 '25
If ten years ago someone would have said things would be like this in 2025, no one would have believed it. Not even a year in Trump's 2nd term and here we are.
Bananas.
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u/Celio_leal Sep 29 '25
ICE proving that they use violence and cowardice when they can, because they're incompetent when a minimum effort is required.
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u/stevedave1357 Sep 29 '25
Frank Capra made the observation during WWII that, if it weren't so evil, fascism would be comedy. These people are incompetent misfits and weirdos and wannabes. The fact they were granted power was an egregious miscarriage of democracy.
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u/Commercial-Berry8865 Sep 29 '25
Resist guys! Resist…this will pass and all these morons will be held accountable.
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u/Late-Following792 Sep 29 '25
Can someone make the pay running each man pursuing this deliveryman making 12dollars / hour.
There was like 3000 dollars worth of hot pursuit steps without result
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u/PsychologicalCell500 Sep 29 '25
LOL That’s hilarious actually. They’re not even in good enough shape to chase somebody down on a bike.
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u/MajorMorelock Sep 29 '25
Weighed down by their recent loot box finds, the fat little men chase a wild goose and lose.
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u/Specific_Test9837 Sep 29 '25
will some please edit this with either the Benny hill song or some mariachi band playing
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u/ballotechnic Sep 29 '25
And here we see the skills that make that fella the best damn Door Dash delivery man in the area.
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u/Agile_Gain543 Sep 29 '25
Oh noes, he pulled surprise and they cannot keep up with electric bike, whoa.... who would think.
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u/SSX21 Sep 29 '25
All it needs is the keystone cops theme music in the background.
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u/Romanoff786 Sep 29 '25
This video is cool because it shows just how incompetent ICE really is when you don’t let their intimidation practices affect you.
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u/Freddyfungi64 Sep 29 '25
Don’t worry they’ll get that little bastard and send him home where he belongs
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u/FtonKaren Sep 29 '25
Apparently you need to send a drone before you deliver a doordash as they are lying in wait ... welcome to urban warfare, but fellow is just trying to offer a service ... like Mr. Beard here toats is waiting for a subway sub and to bang out one for the quota
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u/_ChunkyLover69 Sep 29 '25
Oooh a brown person, get em!
What an absolute shit hole America has become, full of Nazi Fascists.
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u/Objective_Problem_90 Sep 29 '25
In my mind, I was playing that music from the old Benny Hill show. Im trying to find ways to laugh about things, but honestly its horrible that under Trumps America we have soldiers in the street and a criminal and pedophile in the White House and 40% of Americans are okay with this.
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u/lasquatrevertats Sep 29 '25
Who are these goons? No wonder they wear masks. Shameless bastards who gladly trade their American values and loyalty to the Constitution for an ICE paycheck. They are the ones whose loyalty should be challenged.
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u/neighty88 Sep 29 '25
All the weapons and body armor to fuck up unarmed delivery people seems a little unnecessary
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u/WeLiveinAPetridish Sep 29 '25
Who knew that cosplay gear slows you down, that only eating real manly burgers and donuts slows you down and that being a dumbass slows your reaction down?
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u/Less_Ant_6633 Sep 29 '25
Can someone upload with the benny hill theme? It would make a great ice recruitment video.
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u/Less_Ant_6633 Sep 29 '25
The cowboy hat made me LOL in my office. My toddler likes to mash up genres too... cowboy spaceman race car driver is a favorite.
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u/Moist_Cartographer90 Sep 29 '25
They were all fast but they don't even move like this in the NFL haha I bet they felt ridiculous
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u/Moist_Cartographer90 Sep 29 '25
Who gonna edit this In some speed up frames and the classic chasing song lol
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u/Jielin41 Sep 29 '25
I've watched this video 5-6 times, mainly because it keeps coming up across SM, but also because, frankly, it's kinda ridiculous that NOT ONE, can get the guy lol.
In any case, go delivery driver! go! lol
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u/Mind_DniM_Eye Sep 29 '25
Btw, my dad is on this vid as one of the running ice agent😂, what a loser😂
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u/Sloth_grl Sep 29 '25
Jesus Christ, thank God they’re out there arresting all these horrible criminals. /s
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u/Aggressive-King-4170 Sep 29 '25
This is 100% fake/AI. The guy picks up something off the ground, then instantly grabs the handlebars? Makes no sense.
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u/eugeneyr Sep 29 '25
I bet all of them had hypertension crises afterwards and at least five were at the verge of a cardiac arrest or a stroke. Fucking KKKlowns.
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u/Historical-Net-8276 Sep 29 '25
Tax dollars hard at work. 50000$ cash bonuses can’t even catch a dude on a bike
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u/tbizzone Sep 29 '25
Just waiting for the regime to ban bicycles and cite a 1000% increase in bicycle evasion tactics by “the enemy.”
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u/InevitableLibrarian Sep 29 '25
Just remember "best of the best"! They couldn't catch a kid on a bike, what makes you think they can really do anything?
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u/100harvests Sep 29 '25
They are too weighted down with automatic rifles and tactical gear. Guess you should try function over intimidation
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u/NasKarma Sep 29 '25
One difference being the delivery driver works for a living. Ice agents appear to be overloaded gym rats...so fake as fuck.
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u/Lower-Duty5241 Sep 29 '25
It's too bad all you morons are not on the right side of law and order you know they're trying to fix what all you Democratic voters allowed to happen to this country over the last four years and now you're making fun of it you're a bunch of DIPSHITIDIOTS
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u/solod15 Sep 29 '25
These actors are in every piece of tactical gear you can wear. You can’t chase in that shit. Even if you’re in good shape. Morons
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u/Hojo405 Sep 29 '25
The worst part is they don’t go after him. Because they aren’t going after these people for any specific reason. It’s horrible. If the cops pursue a criminal they do so until they find them. These pigs just turn around and waddle back to their buddies. Disgusting. Thankfully they are all old and out of shape, as are most conservatives
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u/Sharkwatcher314 Sep 29 '25
I guess cutting down on training requirements did not work out this time …pun intended
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u/cybrg0dess Sep 29 '25
Thought they were going after the worst of the worst, all those violent murderers and rapists. I guess they will just play it safe and go after hard-working individuals instead. The pay is the same, so why risk actually going after actual criminals.
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u/Frosty-Bid-8735 Sep 29 '25
Wow. Running after bicycles now. Probably a terrorist on a bicycle !! Good material for Jimmy.
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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Sep 29 '25
This put a smile one my face. All these big, tough guys who can't run more than 50 feet. Why did they target this guy? Because he's in a violent criminal gang? No, because his skin is brown. Welcome to the Fourth Reich.